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Conservatives Lose Their Dang Minds Over ‘Mr. Potato Head’ Going Gender Neutral: ‘Time for Republican States to Secede!’
“Mr. Potato Head” was canceled today by woke progressives. From now on Mr. Potato Head will be called Mr. Sweet Potato Head and he will dress in matching clothes with a sort of “cheddar curious” vibe.
Sorry, we kid.
Woke progressives didn’t cancel anything today, but Hasbro – the toy company, will drop the “Mr. Potato Head” thing and just have “Potato Head.” This is 21st Century woke marketing at its zenith, trying to confuse kids into never assuming gender. It will be a great social experiment. Or, it’s just a fcking toy company that wants to market “Potato Head” to boys and girls and the private company believes it will sell more potatoes if they just market it as a potato!
Maybe “woke” progressives had fck-all to do with it, since no one was calling on Hasbro to stop being such legacy-thinkers. And maybe it was merely a boardroom decision trying to maximize profits? And besides, is a potato’s gender the hill conservatives want to die on? YES, conservatives see your damned agenda and aren’t playing anymore.
It would have been ten times better if Hasbro had made a Sean Hannity-Gay Eye of Potato. They are furious, damn it!
It’s time for Republican states to secede.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) February 25, 2021
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Right.
Which states are Republican, by the way? Georgia? Arizona? And this is over a potato? A toy potato? (Not one of those really good loaded ones with the chives and sour cream, which – ironically, cost more than Mr. Potato Head, we mean Potato Head, and might be a better reason to secede).
Yes:
There’s nothing that won’t be canceled to satisfy the woke mob. https://t.co/2YmwvSBUZt
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 25, 2021
Again, has anyone actually asked Hasbro as to why they did this? It would be really cool if they did it to get Republicans to secede but we just don’t think that’s what is going on here.
No to ruin a great story, though:
Mr. Potato Head has now been renamed to be gender inclusive.
He’s now just going to be called Potato Head.
When will the activists demand Joe Biden stops use of the “Come On, Man” catchphrase?
For inclusivity’s sake, it should be “Come On, Person!”
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) February 25, 2021
She might be onto something. “Come on, Person” sounds kind of like “Fck you! Conservatives.” But we are glad that Lauren Boebert is right on top of the situation.
MR POTATO HEAD 1953-2021, Hasbro: He Was ‘Limited When It Comes to Gender Identity’ https://t.co/LWi9EAYpJr
— Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 (@seanhannity) February 25, 2021
Wait – so having a gender at all now is offensive? No one gets to have one? The “Mr.” is what made him interesting. https://t.co/botoqCxlr7
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) February 25, 2021
Megyn, be careful. This is an area that usually leads to you being canceled. That or outright racism.
The Left isn't outraged when it comes to real evils, like communism.
They spend their time canceling Mr. Potato Head.
— PragerU (@prageru) February 25, 2021
Imagine being so fragile that you’re offended by the thought of Mr Potato Head being male. https://t.co/Y4FPP6Jfph
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 25, 2021
No, Piers, imagine being so fragile that you’re really bothered by a private company wanting to change the branding of a fcking potato!
Jesus, these people.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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