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Right Wing Evangelist: God Told Me He Would ‘Wipe Out’ Twitter for Banning Donald Trump

Some of these many Right-wing prophets seem to confuse who is and who isn’t God, perhaps intentionally. One thing of which they’re certain, God’s message to them. For some reason, they have conversations with him/her (we do not assume gender), they have conversations when we often cannot figure out what life is about, never mind a chat with God regarding his or her future plans.

We suppose that’s what makes them prophets. It is possible that they mostly have conversations with themselves about finances and tell people they are prophets. Very hard to tell, maybe not.

So, now this. Mega-Church pastor-prophet Nathan French believes that bad days are ahead for Mark Zuckerburg and Jack Dorsey. Right Wing Watch:

 French claimed that God had told him that these platforms will be wiped out because they have picked “a fight with God.”

“The Lord said this morning, he told me, ‘It’s unwise to pick a fight with a reigning champion,’” French claimed. “He said, ‘Nathan, I’m going to overturn [the election], and I’m going to reinstate Trump.’ And so I realized that not only has God chosen President Trump and Melania, but when you mess with God’s plan, then you come against God himself, and you pick a fight with God.”

What time this morning? Because we want to see if he was texting a very attractive young woman in the church at the time, call us skeptical. We want proof or it didn’t happen.

“This is what the Lord said to me this morning,” French continued. “He said, ‘Big tech companies will begin to crumble if they continue to come against God’s anointed.’ When the Lord speaks through his prophets and prophetic people, it is his own words, and they will not return void. So when the flesh and the way that seems right to a man—which is like leaning on your own understanding—stands against the Lord’s words or those he’s chosen as mouthpieces, they basically pick a fight with the reigning champion, and that’s just going to bring a KO. So God’s gonna knock out, he’s gonna wipe out everything that comes against what he’s preparing to release, which is the Third Great Awakening.”

WTF? Again, all this is highly confusing, which one is God? Who is doing what? At what time? It looks like one of them is a UFC champion, which is kind of disgusting. Jesus didn’t mention anything about fistfights, especially for the money. Something about turning the other cheek.

What. The. Hell? They will not return void. So when the flesh and the way that seems right to a man—which is like leaning on your own understanding—stands against the Lord’s words or those he’s chosen as mouthpieces, they basically pick a fight with the reigning champion.

This guy sucks as a prophet.

But it does go to the incredible trauma that Trump suffered when taken off social media. Because Trump was the actual prophet in these people’s lives and they are lost without rants. They have no idea which woman looked like a dog or whether Newsmax or MSNBC was fake. How can they possibly know who to hate? What if they make a mistake?

One thing we know, their god is a vengeful god. Tempting fate, what if they make a mistake with either god?

Jesus, these people… know nothing about that Jesus guy in the gospels. Something about poor people…

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Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.

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