Ugh, Eric, the stupidest Trump, why won’t you even try?

This is odd. You would think that a man whose father “oversaw” Operation Warp Speed would know of the Bill Gates implanted microchip and would know to avoid the vaccine. Instead, he jumped the line.

Surprisingly, it wasn’t “the dumb one” (More accurately, “the dumbest one”) to spill the beans and cough up the story-scandal that is getting himself in trouble or at least scorned. It was a hospital executive bragging about doing it. From Rawstory:

A top executive at a Chicago hospital boasted about vaccinating former president Donald Trump’s younger son on the same day the facility he oversees inoculated workers at Trump Tower Downtown, where Loretto Hospital chief operating officer Dr. Anosh Ahmed owns a condominium, reported Book Club Chicago.

“Vaccinated Eric Trump,” Ahmed wrote in a text message accompanying a photo of himself and the ex-president’s son, which the website obtained from a source.

Eric is 37 years old and other than some possible psychological deficits, doesn’t seem to have any pre-existing conditions that would justify him jumping the line and getting his shot.

The event was intended for Black and other minority workers at the city’s hotels, and hospital officials later said they made a mistake to offer doses meant for West Side residents to hotel employees before they were eligible in the upcoming 1C tier.

Eric is not an employee. If anything he is an owner. That further disqualifies him.

As we said, “the dumbest one.” It’s not even close.

And no one is surprised:

Totally not surprised that Eric trump, the guy who stole charity money for kids with cancer, would jump the line for a vaccine he wasn't eligible for.

What a total scumbag.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) March 17, 2021

Eric Trump, the simple fuck who thinks the pandemic is a hoax has been caught secretly getting the vaccine before being eligible because why wouldn't a privileged, rich, white boy get the vaccine before my grandma with cancer?

— Kyla In The Burgh 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ (@KylaInTheBurgh) March 17, 2021

Eric Trump reportedly got the COVID vaccine before he was eligible. Shocking that a guy whose family has done everything from committing treason to defrauding dogs would jump the vaccine line too.

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) March 17, 2021

You mean Eric Trump jumped ahead in line and got his Covid vaccine! He fucking cheated! 😱 I mean it's not like he's a liar, scammer, grifter, and thief or anything 🙄.

— Amy Lynn ✡️🍭🌊 (@AmyAThatcher) March 17, 2021

Eric Trump skipped the line to get a COVID vaccine that was supposed to be used to vaccinate people in underserved communities. Just another example of him being a completely vile person. https://t.co/seOET55B0W

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 17, 2021

Please remember that Eric trump is known for stealing money from child cancer charities and his wife Lara is stealing money from rescue dogs, so the moronic asshole taking a vaccine before being eligible makes sense. I despise this evil family.

— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) March 17, 2021

Eric Trump not only steals money from kids with cancer, he steals much needed vaccines from people suffering from cancer.

— Kyla In The Burgh 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ (@KylaInTheBurgh) March 17, 2021

Eric trump got vaccinated? WTF. I didn’t get the memo that says that braindead paint chip-eating morons with IQs in the low teens who are the rancid hell spawn of a twice-impeached failed ex-president* get to jump in line in front of everyone else to get a vaccine. 😡🤬

— 💀 Scary Larry 💀 🇺🇸🌊✊🏻🗽 (@StompTheGOP) March 18, 2021