We continue to shake our head and be a little bit bitter about the fact that this guy, somehow, at least had hundreds of millions of dollars, all while we who give our heart and soul in keeping the left informed with sensitive and perceptive coverage of the news, only make a few million a year… few million pennies. Mike Lindell made a lot more money than that, once reported being worth over $300 million dollars which only goes to prove that, in America, one can be as wealthy as one wants so long as one is willing to sell all pride and while selling a stupid pillow. Maybe we should try selling “My Fork, the greatest fork ever made, you won’t believe you ever ate without one before using ..”

Speaking of stupidity, it goes well beyond a pillow. No, Lindell was stupid enough to allow his religion to get all mixed-up in Trump to the point that Lindell might have been the last man in America who literally believed he had a plan to keep Trump in the presidency right up through the last days. Now he has a plan to keep COVID running free and killing people. If one thinks about it for a moment, the plans are almost the same, just different details.

Lindell went to CPAC – of course, he did – and was cut off as he got too crazy for CPAC, which is an accomplishment, and we’ll let Mediaite lay out exactly how he got there. Lindell was speaking:

“In Israel right now, the prime minister on down, we don’t know what happened, but obviously, he congratulated Biden, but after that, we got a little suspect,” Lindell stated. “Right now with the vaccine over there, they are making the whole country take it so you can’t go in shopping malls, you wouldn’t be able to get a job, and if this happens, it the start for the world, the worst thing that could happen to this world.”

“I’m telling you with the vaccine… if you get a vaccine, which is only 95% effective, they say, then they want you to do another one in six months, six months. Well, I’m telling you when you get that, what do you care what someone else does, if that person wants to come to a mall and they don’t want to get a vaccine. This is our bodies, this is ‘mark of the beast’ stuff,” the MyPillow CEO continued.

As Lindell proceeded to go off on “double masking,” RSBN muted him on their live stream.

“Mark of the beast?” We were under the impression that it was a tiny needle in the arm, not branded into one’s forehead. “This is our bodies…” Correct, and if he wants his “our bodies” to die, then that is his choice. It would be nice if he didn’t infect five people around him before he fell on his back due to bad COVID but that’s the thing with this disease, one doesn’t “just” get to decide for oneself, one decides for the person in front of you at 7-11 getting jerky and a Big Gulp.

We continue to say, this is a first world problem of the type that only comes about because vaccines are so effective. If vaccines weren’t so effective, we’d still see kids dying of small pox, measles, mumps, rubella, polio, and all those “non-mark of the beast” things that used to kill “their bodies” all naturally, no vaccine at all. But since vaccines largely eliminated those diseases, people forget why we take them in the first place and why the world benefitted from perhaps the greatest public health accomplishments in history.

And yet he’s worth hundreds of millions. We will make him a deal. For ten percent of his money, we’ll take over all higher thought for him. He can focus on Jesus – which is fine – and we’ll make the decisions as to what he believes in, what he says, what causes he supports, how to dress and groom himself, all that.

Jesus, these people.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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