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Chuck Schumer Throws Down a ‘Plant-Based Beer’ to Mock Larry Kudlow and MAGA Stupidity

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Anyone who was around for the weekend knows that it was all about cheeseburgers, horribly expensive electric cars, and – yes, beer, specifically having to switch to “plant-based beer.” Don’t worry, don’t worry – we’ll get there. We know.

It all started with a few scare stories on FOX News. Surprise!

Joe Biden and his early successes have left the Republican party with no one to demonize and few issues to hyperventilate over. Thus it was that the MAGAs, surely in coordination with FOX (because these things don’t happen organically), went nuts over Biden’s environmental and global warming plans. When the world should be in a panic for not doing enough, FOX and the MAGAs were hyperventilating that we might do something at all and they set about to scaring the living ship out of their viewers.

First, and perhaps most comically, FOX and the MAGAs assure us that Biden’s plan limits every American to four pounds of red meat a year. We did note over the weekend that if this were indeed the case, Biden’s plan would match your doctor’s plan. But on FOX this was all due to Biden.

This, of course, is 100% false. Indeed the Biden administration’s plan has no food curtailments at all, much as some of us might need them, meaning the entire globe, literally.

But even that wasn’t enough for Larry Kudlow who then took it next-level asinine. On FOX, Kudlow maintained that we won’t be able to eat any animal-based products (to which most animals trumpeted “Yay!” but for some reason, dogs were less cheerful about it) and more importantly, that we would be forced to switch over to “plant-based beer.” Yes, Kudlow said that.

https://twitter.com/TitusNation/status/1386393546211487747

Now, just about everyone had some fun with Kudlow’s stupidity over the weekend, including us. But the latest came last night from an unusual source. It is not that often that we hear from comedian Chuck Schumer. But we suppose that a target that big is too much fun to miss:

Oh, wow, and the throwback, old-school, “Thanks, Obama!” updated for today’s kool kidz hip to the Biden boat. Well done, Senator, well done. Admittedly, not hard, but “well done.”

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Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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