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AOC SLAMS Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s Demand to ‘Lock Her Up!’ In Just a Seven Word Mic Drop

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Marjorie Taylor-Greene likes herself. A lot.

She made her name being an extremely odd fitness club owner and continues to believe that physical fitness keeps one healthy. She is certainly correct in that. But when she says that her hardcore workout routine keeps her healthy from the COVID virus, well, then you have something wrong going on upstairs, above the neck, and with respect to Marj – there’s certainly something to that. It also makes one entirely vulnerable to the COVID delta variant. She ought to be concerned because…

Along those same lines, there are rumors out there, just rumors, that Marj looks a lot like a certain type that one sees around the weight room. People who frequent weight rooms know what we’re talking about and understand without another word being said. People who don’t, probably shouldn’t worry about it because they’re just rumors, no facts at all. She is all muscle, you understand. And sometimes people that assist themselves in being all muscle weaken their immune system. We are just saying, there are rumors. (More below)

So, yeah, Marj sort of fits a certain type. Part of that “type” is to aggressively stand on a stage while her insecurity overflows, as she did Saturday night at Trump’s latest rally, by ripping young Democratic superstar Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the beloved AOC. Perhaps Marj is jealous that AOC still participates on committees, perhaps it is that AOC graduated cum laude from Boston University, perhaps it is that AOC interned on Capitol Hill, or maybe just that AOC represents one of the coolest districts in the country, in Brooklyn. We don’t know what it might be.

Because nothing says a healthy functioning constitutional democracy like locking up your political rivals for the crime of being a political rival. None of us should have any doubt that if it were left up to the MTGs of the world, Trump, and the MAGAs in the crowd, they would lock Democrats up. Absolutely. Meanwhile, Merrick Garland is fcking defending Trump. (Some of us are bitter about it.)

So, yes, in a prime time speaking slot, conspiracy theorist Marjorie said that they needed to lock-up “little AOC.” Well, “little” AOC is too big to really respond. Instead, she had a mic-drop for Marj.

Soooo, boom? Not only is AOC taller, but she’s also “bigger” in the only way it matters, on social media:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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