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Trump Advisor Accuses Media of Degrading Melania’s ‘Exceptional Legacy and Positive Public Image’

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We hear from Newsmax that anything written about Melania that isn’t “positive” must be a lie and an attempt to tarnish Melania’s positive legacy, a legacy of “grace” and “class.” (Notice that they always insert the same adjectives used for Jackie Kennedy? Amateurs.)

Fair enough. We will write only positive articles on Melania from now on.

Yesterday, we reported on a quote from Corey Lewandowski, who said Melania agreed with Trump, that McCain wasn’t a war hero and that what McCain did for vets was terrible. We are positive that Lewandowski remains in Trump’s camp and thus it would be positively weird for him to invent a story to negatively tarnish Trump’s coquettish wife.

We are positively certain that we don’t recall Mel ever publicly disagreeing with Trump on politics. We know that Trump hated McCain so badly that they had to have the U.S.S. McCain’s name covered up when Trump landed in Japan, in what we’re positive is an entirely normal reaction from the average four-year-old, or the last four-year president. So why would Melania have disagreed with Trump on this one specific thing?

It looks to us like the MAGAs are positively committed to cleaning up any spill that might stain Melania’s positively frigid reputation and steel heart. So much so that they’ve already re-written history:

We’re positive that’s utter bullshit. Grace and class are in the eye of the beholder and some of us are of the opinion that wearing $1000 shoes doesn’t equate to “class.” We think it is graceful and classy to be out working in the dirt, planting vegetables with kids in boots and work gloves, it is also loving. We suspect that history will see Melania as the most positive enabler of a psychopath and one cold cold cold woman. Besides, someone is still going to have to explain why Lewandowski would make up such a quote. It makes no sense at all.

It is nice to give Melania some positive coverage, once in a while.

Suffice to say, Twitter wasn’t having it:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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