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Jill Biden Wears Orthopedic Boot: Some Conservatives Say It’s to Cover an Ankle Bracelet

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Now we’re a bit confused.

Purportedly, Jill Biden went to Hawaii a couple of weeks ago and injured her foot on the beach, which –  as we all know, is quite easy to do. There is a picture of Jill leaving Hawaii wearing normal shoes and sometime between then and now she has become bad enough that she is wearing a boot.

Obviously, we’re not doctors, but it’s fairly easy to come up with at least a couple of reasonable explanations. She could have twisted her ankle a bit, or her achilles tendon, and it felt like an annoying pain until a couple of days afterward she started feeling more pain due to walking around in normal shoes. The annoying pain might have become fairly uncomfortable pain and under a doctor’s advice, she is now wearing a boot.

It is also possible that she cut her foot and they had put stitches under her foot. Those stitches might not have kept all the sand out of her foot necessitating a small surgery or – again – the pain just bothered her more in regular shoes and they wanted to stabilize the foot.

There, we have two possibilities that are entirely reasonable and we are not doctors, far from it. But we are not Qanon’s either and if one is a Qanon, one speculates on a different level. They believe Jill might be wearing an ankle bracelet. But now we’re confused because if Jill is in trouble, wouldn’t that be groundbreaking news? And how is it that some kind of authority might have caught Jill in a crime and sentenced her in some way to the point she needs an ankle bracelet but it is not part of a larger crackdown? Which court, or whose court, imposed the sentence?

Someone needs to get to the bottom of it and the Q’s are trying. Notice the Pepe frog in the Twitter handle, dead giveaway:

And the Q’s jumped:

Above, that’s what we’d like to know!

And there is more, just tag any of them and they’re all about the same, elites wearing ankle monitors but no news as to why. Jeezus, these people.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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