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Mary Trump Explains Why Don Jr. is the ‘Stupidest’ of All Trump’s Children and Twitter Agrees!
Move over Eric, you’ve lost your only claim to fame.
All those Saturday Night Live skits will look dated. It has been an article of faith – with what seemed like irrefutable evidence at the time – that Eric was “the dumb one.” Of course, of course, the moniker was always followed up by something like “by a hair” or “splitting atoms,” or something to that effect.
But Mary Trump, who has been involved with her cousins since they were young and has had extensive psychological training, thus someone with a professional eye, assures us, it’s Don Junior that holds the prize. According to The Hill:
Appearing on this weekโs episode of the โUnPresidentedโ podcast, Mary Trump, a psychologist who has written a highly-critical book about former President Donald Trump, referred to her cousin Donald Trump Jr. as โweakโ and โthe stupidest oneโ in her family.
โDonnie is a deeply unintelligent person. Iโve been asked this, whoโs the stupidest one, and itโs him,โ Mary Trump said.
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โHe has no core. He has no ideology,โ Trump added, before saying her cousin has an ability to โout-racism anybody, heโll out-misogyny anybody, heโll sh00t as many innocent animals as possible to get whatever passes for affection in my family.โ
No core, huh? We wonder where he got that gene? Of course, his dad has a core value, it is money and power. But given that dad had those covered, and because firstborn sons always want to please the father, it would seem like a core value for money would ever be enough, it would have no meaning.
There is this tiny tiny tiny tiny part of us that feels a bit bad for Junior. After all, he never really did stand a chance, never got hugged, never got an “I’m so proud of you,” never got “Hey, let’s go to the game!” He didn’t have to turn out quite this bad and there was plenty of therapy available. Still, as a matter of pure stupidity, which has nothing to do with “core” anything except one’s frontal lobe, we trust Mary.
Mary Trump on Don Jr: โDonnie is a deeply unintelligent person. Iโve been asked this: โWhoโs the stupidest one?โ And itโs him.โ pic.twitter.com/rrruOMBrPR
— John Aravosis ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ท๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@aravosis) September 22, 2021
Twitter seems to agree:
After the wonderful Mary Trump picked Don Jr. as by far, "the stupidest Trump" in an interview, Lara leapt to her husband's defense, claiming, "If Eric and Don Jr. went head to head, I call it a draw. But why does everything have to be a competition?" pic.twitter.com/aEgaJcjj6D
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) September 23, 2021
https://twitter.com/The1OnlyRichie/status/1440819953574105091
"Oh for F's sake, can I be goodest at ANYTHING around here?" pic.twitter.com/UcW7sRZ3UV
— Rob NY (@RobHNY) September 23, 2021
BREAKING โ Mary Trump just said Donald Trump is the โstupidest oneโ in her family.
RT IF YOU AGREE WITH MARY! ๐ pic.twitter.com/0BgTBaTYqz
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) September 22, 2021
BREAKING: Mary Trump declares that Trump Jr. is the โstupidest oneโ of Trumpโs kids, so thatโs why heโs willing to โout-misogynist and out-racist anyoneโ just to get Trump โto love him,โ but neither of them โknow what love is.โ RT IF YOU AGREE WITH MARY TRUMP THAT JR. IS STUPID!
— Occupy Democrats (@OccupyDemocrats) September 22, 2021
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