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MAGA Twitter is Angry That ‘Obama Wasn’t Even in the Oval Office on 9/11’
There is a reason why “75 million people” voted for Donald Trump.
If you sit back and think about it, one out of every five random people is in the bottom 20% of the IQ index. We don’t necessarily believe the index really measures intelligence particularly well because genius manifests itself in so many ways, but we think that the larger point is made.
So Trump basically starts with a 20% block of voters right off the top. We admit, that because this staff is likely in the top 66% with respect to overall intelligence, we acknowledge that Biden likely gets that same 20% back from the top, but now we’re in a race to the middle and we’re not sure how much ground the MAGAs occupy in the middle.
We are deeply concerned about the fact that Obama was not in the Oval Office during 9/11, his absence almost surely means he had something to do with it. At least George W. Bush was doing something useful, reading (sort of) a book to school children in Florida, and no – we’re not making fun of it, it’s kind of sweet.
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But Obama… sneaky basta, guy.
And who said Obama is a citizen? Who said? His birth certificate? Yeah, so? Other than his birth certificate, what evidence do you have? These are just a few deep thoughts gathered from a gathering of MAGAs in one of the most brilliant, short, MAGA videos we’ve seen made. It has no importance whatsoever beyond entertainment value:
Damn near feel sorry for them pic.twitter.com/43SRf9kqNA
— StevieSaid_NO_FLAT_TIRES (@2020istrash2020) October 11, 2021
One out of every five, folks, one out of every five. And, as we’ve said before, we haven’t heard about any rioters pleading with the judge that they really should be given probation because they are supposed to teach French Lit at Cornell this coming semester, or he/she should be given credit for a lifetime developing GPS guidance systems for our latest super-secret missiles defending this country.
There might be a correlation there.
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