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Rick Scott’s Fundraising Email for Trump is the Most Pathetic Thing You’ll See All Day


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Why can’t they come up with new material? Is it because this is the stuff that the MAGAs just eat up?

This email looks exactly like every email we’ve ever received from the Trump campaign (don’t ask, blame the lovely owner of this website

Everyone who gets an email from Trump is one of his top supporters, even those of us who have never sent him money but have written hundreds of articles about why he’s the biggest jackass and threat to democracy and decency in the country right now.

And what is really sad is that these nimrods really do likely believe that they’re about to have a strategy session with Trump. Trump didn’t have a strategy with his own people! And, as everyone knows, the average MAGA is not going to be let anywhere near one of Trump’s clubs.


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meet the author

Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."


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