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Mike Lindell Says He Has ‘Enough Evidence’ to Put 300 Million Americans in Jail

Total number of Americans under 18:

73.1 million

Mike Lindell’s latest claim regarding the evidence he has accumulated pertaining to the 2020 election is the type of evidence that could put 300 million Americans in jail. It appears that Mike has figured out that every single American was in on it except him and Trump. We sense a problem with his argument, see if you can identify it. It is subtle, put your thinking caps on:

“And you talk about evidence. We have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life, 300 and some million people. We have that all the way back to November and December.”

Again, it’s not obvious. But revisit the numbers above and it might just hit you.

“Everything you’re going to see over these next seven months to get rid of the [voting] machines. You’re going to see the Supreme Court case coming out. All these great things, everybody.”

Now, clearly, America doesn’t currently have enough jail space for 300 million new inmates, so it will be a really tight squeeze, and priority will undoubtedly be given to people who work on websites together and will have to share a very very small cell.

Given it is unconstitutional to jail kids with adults, there will have to be special rules made so the inmates can put some of the guards to bed at night.

This is the time when we feel compelled to remind everyone that Mike Lindell is worth (ironically) $300 million dollars, which is $301 million more than most of us.

How this happened should be shoved into Adam Smith’s face and we guarantee he would rethink capitalism and its benefits, promise. We would like to put in an order for a “My Pillow” (for two) if we’re all going to the slammer.

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Jason Miciak &  Nicole Hickman

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad, writing from the beaches of the Gulf Coast, getting advice from his beloved daughter and teammate. He is very much the dreamy mystic that cannot add and loves dogs more than most people. He also likes studying cooking, theoretical physics, cosmology, and quantum mechanics. He likes pizza.

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