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Pat Robertson Says Biden Should Hurry Up and Threaten Russia With Nuclear War

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This man, Pat Robertson, has a television show called the 700 Club, purportedly a “Christian” man on a “Christian” network. His answer to the Russian-Ukraine problem is not some way to find a peaceful solution, but to threaten to “nuke” Russia, the weapon most assured to kill innocent Russian citizens, many of whom oppose the war.

Did we mention he is pro-life? It is true, he believes he knows the answer, but Biden is too weak:

We have the firepower to wipe out every Russia city – just one Trident submarine – and of course we aren’t using it and have no intention of using it.

“But why doesn’t somebody in the administration call Putin’s bluff? He’s bluffing! And every time he says, ‘Well, if you do that, we’re going to escalate.’

“Oh no you’re not, old buddy. We’re gonna do you if you try to do us and we’ll make it worse and you know it.

“Putin knows we’re really powerful. He doesn’t have much of an army. He doesn’t have much of an economy. It’s a tiny economy and he’s playing a bluff.

THE ONE THING PUTIN HAS IS MORE NUCLEAR BOMBS THAN THE UNITED STATES.

“But unfortunately we have a man in charge in Washington who doesn’t like to stand up to bluffs. He folds his winning hand every single time.”

Right. Who wins if Putin says “Bomb away, Joe – then you can be the world’s biggest war criminal. And we will bomb you back.”

And here is the almost funny part (because it will never come true.) If Biden “bluffed” and threatened to nuke every Russian city, and Putin called his bluff and sent nukes our way, guess where Russia’s first bomb would go on the Atlantic seaboard? It would go straight at the biggest Atlantic navy base, located in Norfolk, Virginia.

Guess where the 700 Club is produced? Virginia Beach, a distance of 18.2 miles away. Given we’re sure that the largest naval base would be targeted more than once, that puts the 700 Club just two miles outside the broken window and wall “shock wave” zone, certainly not outside the radiation zone, which would be… downwind, to the east, by the “beach.”

Great idea, Pat!! You fcking idiot! Biden is too “weak,” how about we let “strong” and “smart” people like you and Trump have control of the nukes?

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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