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Rep. Ronny Jackson (and Trump’s Former WH Doctor) Believes Biden is Compromised By Every Major Country

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Ronny Jackson, where does one begin?

Well, we could begin where we always begin. Close your eyes, take yourself back 5-10-15 years ago, whatever. Imagine hearing, “the president’s personal doctor” and think about what immediately comes to mind. The cleanest pressed lab jacket over perfect shirt and tie. Silver hair, healthy tan, perfectly in shape, sixty-year-old man. (Sorry but at that age, they were almost all men back then). He is quiet, serious, sober, looks like he’s never taken a Tylenol in his life, enjoys the symphony and tennis. Abhors politics.

The type of doctor that if the president booked a quick appointment to say, “It’s been hell, I am stressed, I need a prescription for 60 Xanax.” The doctor would look him in the eye and say, “No, Mr. President, that medication is too addictive and I would worry going forward…” In other words, someone confident enough to say, “No,” because he wants the president in top shape.

Now open your eyes and hereeeee’s Ronny Jackson! He kinda looked the part, right up until we heard stories about him being drunk off his ass on international trips, the one time the president’s doctor is indispensable. “Dr. Jackson, do we rush the president to a hospital here with sketchy care, or do we fly full speed to the nearest American base?” Ronny rolling over, “Who?”

That’s Ronny, and this is Ronny, the new Congressman (He definitely cared about politics), sounding like he’s texting while intoxicated:

That’s our boy! The one that tried prescribing himself narcotics from the White House clinic (Not the guy who looked like he never took a Tylenol.)

Yeah, well – Twitter wanted to say “Hi!”:

https://twitter.com/DrRamser/status/1507515796985348098

https://twitter.com/CalProudDem/status/1507503111199363073

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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