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Jim Jordan Says Hunter Biden Made $4.8 MILLION from a Communist Chinese Company, But is Silent About Jared’s $2 BILLION From MBS

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It is very hard to hide the fact that someone paid you $4.8 million. It is probably a bad idea to ask a writer how to move money. Perhaps Stephen King can explain how one goes about handling a few hundred million, but one would need to have had the rights to Shakespeare’s work for the last 400 years (Or the rights to the Bible) to be in the running with King. So one has to take it as a matter of faith that it’s kinda difficult to move that kind of money around when it comes from the Chinese government, without regulators at banks knowing, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA and every other semi-decent intelligence service on Earth. After all, normally one can buy 4-8 politicians for that much money and Biden wasn’t president at the time.

It is certainly possible to move $4.8 million at any given point, it is just the bank is going to notice and ask a lot of questions about exchange rates and verification of the Chinese bank.

Jim Jordan back in his wrestling days. Instead of investigating Hunter Biden, perhaps we should look into why Jordan ignored that an abusive OSU doctor was sexually abusing other wrestlers. Photo by THE TOLEDO BLADE/UNIVERSITY OF WIS.

Given that Saudi Arabia just “invested” $2 billion in Jared Kushners new firm, Jim Jordan was obligated to accuse the other side of the stuff you’re doing and thus found himself thumbing shit into his phone knowing people would believe the Easter Bunny is real before they believed his tweet) and about Hunter because the MAGAs believe everything about Hunter, especially if it’s tied to China, and put it in an account that he shared with his dad. That’s odd. Because when Beau died, Joe talked about selling his house when Obama said DO NOT sell the house and that he’d give Joe the money.

Of course, in doing so, Jordan is implying that the Chinese bribed the Bidens, though Jordan doesn’t explain why China would want to bribe a Vice-President and not Mitch McConnell, whose wife is from a Chinese family probably worth more than $4.8 million. Unlike a Vice-President, McConnell can really do some nasty stuff, as we’ve seen.

President Joe Biden hugs first lady Jill Biden, his son Hunter Biden and daughter Ashley Biden after being sworn-in during the 59th Presidential Inauguration at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, Jan. 20, 2021. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Even if this were remotely true, which it is not, Jordan should be furious with Donald Trump and Bill Barr because they failed to notice the transaction and didn’t do anything. It couldn’t have been recently because… someone would really really notice, instead of just “noticing.”

Anyway:

Right and he totally would’ve got away with it if he wasn’t caught by you meddling kids! Let’s ask Twitter if this might be accurate:

Kinda what we figured.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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