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Marjorie Taylor Greene Defines a Woman for an Audience — Says Women Came From Adam’s Rib and are the ‘Weaker Sex’

It was, perhaps, the most idiotic question ever asked during a Scotus confirmation hearing, having nothing to do with anything judicial or legal, just a MAGA wanting to play with their new toy and pretend that being awake is a bad thing. Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee obliviously asked soon to be Justice Brown-Jackson “What’s a woman?” (Paraphrased).

Now, we would’ve been very tempted to say… “Ummm, if you’re having trouble identifying someone, Senator, you’re always free to ask. I suppose I can ask for you, but…” But Brown-Jackson is going to be on the SCOTUS because she answered the question perfectly. She didn’t really answer because, in this particular context, it’s entirely irrelevant.

Alas, the question is now a thing. Madison Cawthorn did his very best on the House floor today by saying, “Someone having XX Chromosomes and no tallywag.” (He didn’t address the people that have XX Chromosomes that have part of a Tallywag or having abnormal anatomy, but that’s too complex for Maddie anyway.

Tonight, Marj told a crowd she knew the definition of a woman, and it might’ve been worse than Cawthorn’s. Actually, in our eyes, it was most definitely worse:

That is a poor definition because every doctor that’s ever delivered a little girl (it’s awesome to have a baby girl) probably instantly noticed that the most beautiful little person on earth didn’t have a man’s rib in the middle. Women are the weaker sex? Do. Not. Tell. That to the owner of this website or she might fire me for demonstrative purposes alone. And our husband’s wives? Single women aren’t people until married? Or is it by whatever means you refer to yourself?

We occasionally like to mention something. Marj brags about her workouts. Marj is extremely aggressive. Marj owns a gym. She is very muscular. In every single gym we’ve ever joined, there were ways, extremely easy ways, to get steroids – MALE steroids. If Marj ever injected male steroids, doesn’t that make her a bit trans? We are not saying she has. We don’t know. We are only saying IF. So, if anyone has any hard facts or evidence, the owner of this website, for demonstrative purposes only, would like to speak to you. Perhaps we could all demonstrate that Marj is a bit of a hypocrite?

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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