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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Why Biden and Harris Will Be Impeached and It’s SO STUPID

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Marjorie Taylor-Greene is dumber than a flock of walking ducks, dumber than a bunny fight, dumber than Koala Bear steak…

But she did get one thing right today in her talk during Matt Gaetz’s reelection event. (We will get there). If the Republicans win the House in November, they WILL impeach Joe Biden. Democrats don’t get to impeach Republican presidents for holding up foreign aid for political favors or an attack on the United States and attempted coup and not pay a huge price. Republicans do the impeaching, mother ffff, not Democrats. Democrats are supposed to be cuddly do-nothings. Republicans are the only ones allowed to attack. And they’ll prove it by impeaching Biden two times squared. At least four times.

So, the fact that Marjorie told Matt Gaetz, who better damn well not be around next year, that they would impeach Biden is not ridiculous, it’s near guaranteed. She just made an ass out of herself with her reasoning. The GOP won’t have a reason to impeach Biden but they’ll come up with better reasons than Marj.

Oh, and she promises to impeach Harris, too. And that reasoning is just as dumb. Remember, impeachment is for high crimes and misdemeanors.

Marj says that they will impeach Joe Biden because of Hunter’s laptop. If you’re waiting for the next sentence in how that fits a crime for which they’ll impeach Biden, you’ll wait a long time. There is no “next sentence.” That’s it. They will impeach him for Hunter’s laptop, despite the fact that no one has yet to articulate what is on Hunter’s laptop that constitutes a crime, and no one impeaches presidents for something he didn’t even do!!

Next, she says they will impeach Kamala Harris. No doubt about it. They will. But it won’t be because she provided a link to a website to help raise bail money for BLM protestors sitting in jail in 2020 which – and this might be important – happened before she took office, and is not a high crime or misdemeanor. She calls it a conflict of interest. Funny enough, conflicts of interest are not listed in the damned impeachment clause.

How many times did Trump tell us that the Constitution doesn’t prohibit a PRESIDENT WITH A CONFLICT!!! Moreover, if she wanted to start talking about conflicts of interest, how about keeping your business while president? How about the CONFLICT OF INTEREST in holding back Ukraine aid until they do you a political favor!!

Republicans refused to impeach Trump for an attempted coup because the trial was after his term. But they’re going to impeach Harris for a non-crime (that Marj admits) before her term?

Oh, they will impeach Biden, and probably Harris, but it ain’t going to be for Marj’s dumb reasons.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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