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Alex Jones Screams at His Viewers Like a Crazy Man to Buy More of His Snake Oil Products From the InfoWars Store
There’s never a time when Alex Jones isn’t ranting. I can only imagine him at Thanksgiving or birthday parties.
But this week’s rant rivaled some of his most memorable. In true “they’re turning the frickin’ frogs gay” fashion, Jones screamed at his audience that unnamed forces were “waging a war against you and your family.” He said that it was happening through “inflation and collapse.”
But then he got to his point: Buy my stuff.
This is life and death! So go to InfoWarsStore.com and get amazing products… if you don’t support us, you’re helping the enemy!
It makes sense, honestly. Jones has been found liable for damages in a lawsuit filed by families of child victims in the Sandy Hook shooting in 2012. Jones claimed for years that it was a “false flag” event designed to make people support more gun control.
Jones claimed that the children who died were in actuality “crisis actors.”
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The trial to determine how much he should pay in damages has not yet been held.
Jones filed for bankruptcy last month, despite the fact that an agent of the Department of Justice accused him of hiding millions of dollars in assets in order to avoid paying the Sandy Hook families.
Jones sells dietary supplements and survival gear on his website. In 2020, he was ordered to stop telling viewers and listeners that he sold products that would prevent them from getting the coronavirus.
Of course, anyone still watching or listening to Alex Jones’ show probably deserves to be swindled out of their money in return for garbage products that do absolutely nothing. Jones’ proclivity for taking off his shirt in order to demonstrate the effects of his B12 supplements should be enough for any rational human to turn off his broadcast and never tune in again.
Screaming “this is all out war!” Alex Jones and Roger Stone tell their followers that the only way to win the war against evil Democrats is to send them money and buy their products. pic.twitter.com/WgSHcyhp1f
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) May 12, 2022
Twitter had a field day:
The fact that anyone on the planet is dumb enough to fall for this shit is truly astounding, yet not at all surprising.
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) May 12, 2022
Alex Jones’ blood pressure must be through the roof. Good.
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) May 13, 2022
I didn't turn on the volume…
Looks like he's about to have a heart attack
— The Curious Woodworker (@TheCuriousWood1) May 12, 2022
Uh, why doesn’t he stroke out? Looks like he’s on the verge. What’s taking so long? Why is he still broadcasting?
— Glendon Frank (@GlendonFrank01) May 12, 2022
I imagine his blood pressure is 600/4000. I don't know how his heart hasn't exploded by now.
— Katie Porters Whiteboard (@Amy0227) May 12, 2022
Alex Jones and Roger Stone stoop to the usual MAGA Republican bully tactic. If you don't do what THEY say and send them your money, you are supporting the enemy.
— Edge (@TheLesson55) May 13, 2022