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Alex Jones Screams at His Viewers Like a Crazy Man to Buy More of His Snake Oil Products From the InfoWars Store

There’s never a time when Alex Jones isn’t ranting. I can only imagine him at Thanksgiving or birthday parties.

But this week’s rant rivaled some of his most memorable. In true “they’re turning the frickin’ frogs gay” fashion, Jones screamed at his audience that unnamed forces were “waging a war against you and your family.” He said that it was happening through “inflation and collapse.”

But then he got to his point: Buy my stuff.

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It makes sense, honestly. Jones has been found liable for damages in a lawsuit filed by families of child victims in the Sandy Hook shooting in 2012. Jones claimed for years that it was a “false flag” event designed to make people support more gun control.

Alex Jones’ Infowars files for bankruptcy after defamation suits. So Alex needs money and sadly there are suckers out there that will send it to him.

Jones claimed that the children who died were in actuality “crisis actors.”

The trial to determine how much he should pay in damages has not yet been held.

Jones filed for bankruptcy last month, despite the fact that an agent of the Department of Justice accused him of hiding millions of dollars in assets in order to avoid paying the Sandy Hook families.

Jones sells dietary supplements and survival gear on his website. In 2020, he was ordered to stop telling viewers and listeners that he sold products that would prevent them from getting the coronavirus.

Alex Jones pleaded the Fifth ‘almost 100 times’ when questioned by Jan. 6 panel.

Of course, anyone still watching or listening to Alex Jones’ show probably deserves to be swindled out of their money in return for garbage products that do absolutely nothing. Jones’ proclivity for taking off his shirt in order to demonstrate the effects of his B12 supplements should be enough for any rational human to turn off his broadcast and never tune in again.

Twitter had a field day:

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Nicole Hickman is a lifelong Democrat and political activist who first cut her teeth as a teenager volunteering for Mike Dukakis’ presidential campaign. She has worked and volunteered for John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, HFA (Hillary For America) and Organizing For Action. She’s passionate about liberal and progressive causes, and considers President Obama her most favorite president ever. She holds her Bachelor’s from Boston College and her Master’s from Columbia University, both in Economics. When not working as a writer, she enjoys traveling and spending time with her three college-aged children.


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