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Americans in Hysterics After Trump Says the Way to Stop the War in Ukraine is to Stop the Windmills
Have you ever noticed that Trump has never said that the way to stop the war in Ukraine is for Putin to get his army and ass out of Ukraine, a free and independent country? No, he has not and everyone reading this knows that he will not. So, it’s a bit difficult for him to address the Russian-Ukrainian war given that limitation.
But he has to say something.
So why not put the onus on Biden? Why not say it is actually Biden’s fault that the war is ongoing? After all, he needs a way for every problem in existence to be Biden’s fault. The country was perfect under him.
So Trump gave his prescription for ending the war at the rally tonight in Wyoming and it put the onus on Biden to do something that is out of his control. He must drive down gas prices. No, we don’t know how that would end the war, given that most of the world is refusing to buy oil from Russia anyway. But gas prices are high and Trump knows that the MAGAs listening aren’t going to question how the two are related.
Plus, we cannot rely on windmills that are killing the birds. That is keeping the war going as part of energy prices. You cannot make this sh*t up.
Trump says the way to stop the war in Ukraine is to stop all the windmills pic.twitter.com/D9OXkZMfDd
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 28, 2022
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Twitter had a field day:
The guy makes Herschel Walker look like Socrates.
— Dm (@muddyyuma) May 29, 2022
I don’t think windmills drop bombs and shoot people. So ridiculous.
— Roberta 🌴🏄🏽♀️ (@RobertaByTheSea) May 28, 2022
The reason Trump hates windmills is because Scotland installed a wind farm off the coast of Donald Trump's Aberdeenshire golf resort. Trump sued and lost and had to pay the Scottish government's legal costs following a court battle over a major North Sea wind power development. pic.twitter.com/vfstJzIAfx
— Brett Coughlin (@CoughlinBrett) May 28, 2022
He has a beef with windmills because windmills need wind & wind messes with his hair. That's why he wanted to nuke hurricanes, big wind. He was fixated on a wall to block the wind. How did Covid get here? The wind blew it in from China. Stop the wind. He fears the wind.
— Snard, Snord and Snid (@MoonChannelOne) May 29, 2022
Better yet: take all the AR15s out of USA & send them to Ukraine, where they are genuinely needed
— polly dymock 🇺🇦🌻🌻🌻🇺🇦🇺🇦 slava ukraini 🇮🇱 (@pollsstar) May 28, 2022
Trump’s solution is to only allow 1 door per windmill.
— Bill Johnson (@Bill43111) May 28, 2022
Birds fixation aside, the top wind energy producing states are reliably Republican: Texas, Okla, Iowa.
And they're quite high on wind, no matter the avian factor https://t.co/ecPvEAt7R7
— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) May 29, 2022
What if Ukraine build a bunch of windmills in Donbas to give the Russians windmill cancer?
Note: I’m still baffled that he doesn’t understand they are wind turbines. https://t.co/a4aBzezGKq
— Quadcarl (@quadcarl_carl) May 29, 2022
We have a mental health problem in the US
…some involve an AR-15,
some involve a 45 https://t.co/Eu80whXX9U
— woo_who (@woo_who1) May 29, 2022
And there's a bunch of people who consider this dotard their cult god-leader.
And they'll all probably vote. https://t.co/GCMLynAuWa
— Doctor Dan (@bravetinsoldier) May 29, 2022
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