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Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls a ‘Petri Dish’ a ‘Peach Tree Dish’ and Twitter is Howling With Laughter
Oh dear, she did it again. First we had the gazpacho police. Now Marjorie Taylor Greene has made another absolutely hysterical flub in an attempt to look smart and get her latest conspiratorial claim about Democrats and “fake meat” across, which she says is manufactured in a “peach tree dish.” I know, it’s as crazy as it sounds…bear with me.
But first, PEACH TREE DISH! Is that a special dish made in Georgia?
On her most recent broadcast of “MTG Live,” Marj’s little video show she posts on her social media pages, Greene claimed that the government wants “surveillance on every part of your life, including on when people are eating a cheeseburger.” LOL, that’s not true, but whatever, it’s Marj.
“Which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat this fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish so you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat the fake burger,’” Greene said.
Now, I have no idea where the hell she was going with this cheeseburger conspiracy theory. Seriously, the woman is nuts and we are all better off if we just ignore her tin foil hat beliefs. But it was the “peach tree dish” flub that had everyone howling.
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Of course, her “peach tree” flub immediately had her critics pointing out that it is indeed a petri dish — the little shallow glass dish that scientists use to grow cells – and not a peach tree dish.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger. pic.twitter.com/gCDHiH5Bsy
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022
Twitter had an absolute field day with this one:
'Pacifically' speaking members of Congress should 'supposably' know basic English for all 'intensive purposes'. But I see Marjorie Taylor Greene talking of 'Marshall Law', 'Gazpacho Police', and now a 'peach tree dish', and I must 'axe' if Marge needs more time in the 'lieberry'?
— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) May 29, 2022
"A peach tree dish."
I'm done calling Marjorie Taylor Greene a fucking moron. Now I'm reserving that special designation for anyone who voted for her.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) May 29, 2022
omg you guys — we actually have a peach tree dish hanging on the wall. I wonder if it works — we haven't tried growing fake meat in it yet. pic.twitter.com/DX51Jf8RHn
— Wren🇺🇸 (@KAPhillips66) May 29, 2022
If someone serves me meat Bill Gates grew in a peach tree dish, I will *immediately* call the Gazpacho Police.
Don’t even think about it. https://t.co/nLt1hnBuAe
— Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) May 30, 2022
MTG just announced that “the government” wants everyone to eat “Bill Gate’s fake meat which is grown in a peach tree dish.” I’m assuming that this directive will be enforced by the usual gazpacho tactics. The race for dumbest Member of Congress seems to be tightening.
— Jerry Lundegaard (@JerryLundegaar6) May 29, 2022
A sitting member of Congress.
Marjorie Taylor Greene just warned everyone of the “fake meat” that’s grown in a “peach tree dish”.A sitting member of Congress.
Let that sink in.— Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma (@lisa_liberal) May 29, 2022
I saw fake meat sprouting in my peach tree dish. I called gazpacho police and they arrived within 5 minutes and zapped it with Jewish space laser. My family is safe now. Feeling grateful 😇
— Exploding Space Pillow Singh, MD 🌊 (@labyrinthweaver) May 29, 2022
What is a peach tree dish? Is it made from the wood of a peach tree? https://t.co/1uwvpkhRFu
— Rep. Gloria Johnson (@VoteGloriaJ) May 29, 2022
Breaking: Hershel Walker defends Marjorie Taylor Greenie’s “Peach Tree Dish” saying: When we look and see we will know what we will know when we know it. Then when we know we’ll be knowing. #PeachTreeDish
— SarahCA (@SarahBCalif) May 30, 2022
I just saw multiple references to “peach tree dish” without context and I swear to God my first thought was “Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to say ‘petri dish’”
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) May 29, 2022
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