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Matt Gaetz Gets PUMMELED from Every Direction: Claims Pro-Choice Women are Ugly, Lonely and Unloved

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If you’ve written as a liberal long enough, you get enough emails to understand just how much MAGA is wrapped up in pure testosterone. They see themselves as the real men, the only men that women could ever want. Some of us have proof that’s not true.

Regardless, some of that might explain Matt Gaetz’s too-telling to be true comment, right?

Matt Gaetz is repulsive. That’s all I’ve got.

Surely to God, Matt Gaetz, who is soooooo lucky that he has yet to be arrested on charges involving transporting a minor across state lines for illicit purposes, is not actually commenting on the dating lives of women, of over-educated women (As opposed to those still in high school), protesting abortions. Even Matt Gaetz, a man who could be prosecuted on what he’s admitted to, at the very least, paying for sex, wouldn’t say that, right? And surely to God there is a law against taking video of women naked in the midst of sexual acts and showing them to your buddies on the HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FLOOR without her consent, right? Surely that has to be illegal. If it is NOT illegal, there should be a law made in the morning, that’s a no-brainer if one has a brain above their belt.)Anyway, guys that pass around their sex pics like high schoolers, of high schoolers, aren’t commenting on women that…

So how is it that a guy who has been very very credibly accused of raping a minor like Matt Gaetz be putting down anyone’s social life? Again, if we just go by his admissions, he was a grown man, in Congress, paying girls young enough (even IF legal) to still be in high school to have sex with him, how dare he comment…

Gaetz is a creeper who takes photos of his sleeping fiancé (now wife) life this.

And yet he surely did:

What’s wrong, Matt? The marriage you arranged to an actual woman after you knew allegations were about to come out scratched some anger nerve? Perhaps you had trouble in searches? Women (as opposed to girls) are remarkably good at sensing predators, almost a sixth sense. Maybe you had to go young? Bitter, Matt? Oh, and who is “overeducated”? Is anyone ever “overeducated”? Or are they just educated enough to avoid you!

Regardless, the net surely did notice how absurd it is that a man like Matt Gaetz could make such comments.

https://twitter.com/Inna_517/status/1521995456699506689

https://twitter.com/WIFEMODER/status/1521993147550773249

So many more. Click any of them, you’ll be right there.

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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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