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Rumors are Wrong: Marjorie Taylor Greene Doesn’t Have Three Toes — She Has at Least Four and Twitter Can’t Stop Laughing

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Alright.

As most know, advertisers don’t pay without 200 words, and so you have permission to go straight down (of course) or read the context here because it’s kinda funny.

First, we almost never, ever, ever make fun of any sort of body condition or aging issue (We slammed liberals who teased “diaper Don” and told them to be careful unless they get younger each day, Karma can be very specific). So this is really out of character for us.

But since the number of toes one has really isn’t something that anyone truly cares about… mostly, and mostly because it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene, we’re going after her. She has been unbelievably cruel to others and, as we said, Karma and all.

Yes, these are MTG’s feet at the beach. People originally freaked out because she’s got some weird looking hooves.

There has always been a rumor that Marjorie has only three toes which would kind of fit her reptilian brain and attitude. But we now have some indisputable evidence that she has at least four… and no real indication that there are any more hidden somewhere. This, of course, was all that Twitter needed to have an evening’s worth of entertainment in ripping her by mocking her. Again, these are highly unusual circumstances, we generally don’t do this.

Come on Marj, you’re making a good salary now, get a pedicure please!

But:

Yeah, and they’re off and running on Twitter:

Jason Miciak
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