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Boebert Believes Dems ‘Exaggerating Jan 6th’ for Most Disgusting Reason: People Wanting a ‘Sexual Encounter’ With AOC

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There is nothing wrong in acknowledging that rising Democratic superstar AOC is an unbelievably attractive woman. Okay? Done. It is obvious, and it can be said aloud, so long as one also acknowledges that her physical beauty is nothing compared to the beauty of her commitment to people society tends to shun, POC, LGBTQ, immigrants, and the poor. (The last category captures too many of the first categories as a catch-all) She also has a wondrous work ethic, is fearless, and will be increasingly effective as she gets more experienced.

But she terrifies the average MAGA man because she’s so attractive, and they know it. Something about that must drive them crazy. Today, Lauren Boebert (Perhaps seeing herself as the “AOC of the MAGAs”) stated that she believes that the January 6th Committee “exaggerates” everything in part because it goes back to the threats to r*pe AOC (Sorry, but especially with this article, we’re being careful to reach all platforms, some of which search words to toss out articles. We consider it important to demonstrate that this is what passes for “thought” among the MAGAs now). Boebert then has the audacity, or the stupidity, to associate r*pe with a “$exual encounter” – which it absolutely is not. R*pe is a violent attack on one’s body, akin to being hit with a bat or a bullet to the shoulder. A $exual encounter is something healthy and desired.

Additionally, though the threats to AOC were an ugly component of January 6th, they are nothing compared to the threat to our democracy, which is even more beautiful – and far more fragile than AOC.

Boebert is just so Boebert:

And as you can imagine…

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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