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Take a Look at the Despicable Items Don Jr. is Selling on His Personal Website

On Thursday night, while discussing the general hypocrisy of the Republican party, Jimmy Kimmel took aim specifically at Donald Trump Jr. and the items he sells on his website.

Kimmel said, “Donald Trump Jr., he’s always talking about China. Very anti-China. ‘My father was tough on China.’ ‘Hunter Biden’s in bed with China.’ Well, I happened to be scrolling through his website, because this is what I do. He’s got an online store with, really, some wonderful products like [a] ‘F**k Joe Biden’ hat that is ‘designed and embroidered in the USA. Ok, well, it may have been embroidered in the USA, but we ordered one of the hats. Boy, you’re not going to believe this: it was actually made in China. You won’t find that on his website though.”

And yes, Don Jr. is awful, and it should come as no surprise that he’s a giant lying hypocrite. Just look at his father. He never had a chance.

But after watching Jimmy’s segment, I decided to take a look at Don Jr.’s site, because honestly, I didn’t even know he sold merchandise. I mean, I’m not surprised…Don Jr. is 100% grifter. Still, what kind of merchandise could he possibly sell?

Well, he sells a ton of apparel. I’m guessing he’s just got some dropshipping deal with some company, he supplies the slogans, and the company ships the item.

And let me tell you, the crap he is selling is VILE.

Let’s start with this, “Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Kills People”:

It’s awful. And stupid. What happened with Alec Baldwin was a tragedy. Think that’s bad, get a load of this shit:

Be a Kyle. As in Rittenhouse. A man who killed two people when he was 17 years old because he wanted to play real-life cops and robbers with his AR-15, a weapon of war. A high school dropout, Rittenhouse tried to join the Marines but was “disqualified from serving after discussing his options with recruiters, said service spokeswoman Yvonne Carlock. She declined to specify why he was disqualified, citing the service’s privacy guidelines” according to the Washington Post. We can only guess what disqualified Rittenhouse, but I doubt it’s because he’s an upstanding citizen with superior intellect and mental health.

Moving on, Junior decides to tease the gays, because why not:

Then of course there’s all the anti-Biden merch. This one is particularly vile:

A vegetable. That’s just disgusting. And truly mean. Again, this is Don Jr. we are talking about so I shouldn’t be surprised, but that one got me. This is more of what I would expect. This is just dumb. If I saw someone wearing this I would just laugh:

Then there are some that are pure idiocy. Like this one. Donnie, there is just one science. There isn’t science for the left and science for the right. It’s just SCIENCE. It’s literally one thing we can all agree upon but you won’t even allow that.

Oh, God. MAKE IT STOP:

I don’t know if this is mocking the body acceptance movement, which it probably is. But it’s got bullets! So I am sure Trumpers will love it:

I’ll wrap it up with this, don’t want to have to take another lisinopril from this crap raising my blood pressure:

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s great takedown of Don Jr. over his merchandise, which as Kimmel points out, is not made in America, but in China.

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Nicole Hickman James is a lifelong Democrat and political activist who first cut her teeth as a teenager volunteering for Mike Dukakis’ presidential campaign. She has worked and volunteered for John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, HFA (Hillary For America), and Organizing For Action. She’s passionate about liberal and progressive causes and considers President Obama her favorite president ever. She holds her Bachelor’s from Boston College in Economics and her Master's from Columbia, also in Economics. When not working as a writer, she enjoys traveling and spending time with her three college-aged children.

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