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Eric Trump Lists Reasons Biden is a Terrible President With No. 1 Being ‘Can’t Ride a Bike Properly’ … and it Gets Worse

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We at this site have resisted the lazy temptation to simply agree that Eric is “the dumb one.”

First of all, it is an ongoing competition that won’t be settled until each of the three draws their last breath, and then it would take quite a few people willing to make the effort to review various elements of their lives to reach what will be a very close race.

That being said, Eric is really fcking stupid.

He is smart enough to not go on television or make a video when absolutely… blasted? Sick? We won’t diagnose Don Jr. and we ascribe to the addiction as a disease (It is) so Don Jr.’s issue isn’t one of intelligence, the proclivity to do videos at his absolute worst is stupid and is a lack of intelligence. Meanwhile, Eric looks better every year, a testament to surgery (compare young pictures) and staying in decent shape. But that means he has no excuse when he says something near criminally stupid. Remember his dad’s presidential term and his dad in general as we reveal Eric’s list of reasons that Biden is a terrible president:

Holy shit! The entire world outside of perhaps Russia, North Korea, Brazil, Turkey, and Hungary, hated Trump. Our reputation throughout the world plummeted. Additionally, it would seem that “Not riding a bike correctly,” is A) Not true, he can, B) Eric’s father would break the bike as well as not ride it correctly, C) Irrelevant, and D) If true, more than made up for by understanding the 3 branches of government. and 35 years of experience.

Can’t keep his family together? Now that is offensive. Biden has been through more tragedy… Eric is referring to one person, who Joe loves, who just has problems, quite similar to Don Jr. Oh, and his dad has been married three times, cheating on each one. Can’t keep a family together? Does he know his dad? His dad cannot keep a White House together.

Whenever we write about Eric we like to include our favorite photo of him crying on January 20, 2021 when he knew the jig was up.

What has Biden done to make the U.S. look crazy? We’ll wait. His father had the U.N. literally laughing at the president of the United States. Did we see the Clampetts at Buckingham Palace? His father spent more time criticizing Justin Trudeau than Vladimir Putin or MBS. Perhaps Trudeau killed too few people.

And not represent this country well. How? Again. We will wait. The world saw his father take troops into battle at the U.S. Capitol! America’s finest hour.

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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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