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Melania’s Newest Grift is Outrageous…Even for Melania: Wants Everyone to ‘Be Best’ at ‘Chreestmas’

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“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”

Melania Trump, 2018, according to tapes obtained by CNN.

Ho ho ho… Wait, Melania might misconstrue that and sue us. Let’s just begin with a hearty Merry Christmas! Yes, it is the most wonderful time of the year. It is that time of the year when Melania no longer has to worry about decorating the White House and can instead create a new scheme to make money off unsuspecting MAGAs. Melania loves Christmas decorations and is designing them!

She just couldn’t suppress her inspiration:

“My creative inspiration for the upcoming holiday season is hope, and naturally, the star embodies this spirit. My hope is for families across the world to use the Christmas Star ornament to inspire their loved ones with positive purpose, aspirations, and values as we enter the new year. This holiday season, remember to aim high to reach your full potential.”

From Bizpacreview:

The former first lady is launching “The Christmas Star” exclusively on MelaniaTrump.com. Her “American Christmas Collection” will be promoted through USA Memorabilia and will feature six traditional American Christmas ornaments, along with their redeemable 3D animated NFTs.

Melania Trump is using an “eco-friendly proof-of-stake blockchain protocol” for the NFTs named “Solana.” Non-fungible tokens are unique cryptographic tokens that exist on a blockchain and cannot be replicated.

DO. NOT. ASK. us how one goes about making an NFT “eco-friendly.” For that matter, don’t ask Melania, either. She is just loaning her name and her greed out to others to grift off the MAGAs.

Once an individual purchases and redeems one of the Christmas NFTs, they can display and save the artwork as a collectible. They can also resell it directly at a secondary marketplace.

And they are soooo original!

Look, more!

We don’t doubt that some of the money will go to foster children. It is the percentage promised that would be more interesting to know.

Regardless, Melania has the most wonderful time of the year on her mind… Merry Christmas, Mel. Ho Ho Ho

And in case you forgot how Melania feels about Christmas, here’s a little reminder:

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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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