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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sends Emails Pouting that Newsom is Being Mean to Her: So Send Money Now!

How I got on Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’ email list, I will never know. But today, she sent one that is far more entertaining than most. You see, Gavin Newsom is being mean. He actually sent $100,000 to beat her. How dare he. So send Sarah money, or she’ll definitely lose!

“Friend”

We aren’t friends but do go on:

California Governor Gavin Newsom has made a mess of his state with his radical left agenda, and now he’s coming after Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Today, he pledged $100,000 in an effort to beat Sarah this November. (Bold in the original)

We can’t allow Gavin Newsom to turn Arkansas into California – with sky-high taxes, crime-ridden streets, and energy blackouts. Arkansas is no place for the Left’s socialist, America-last policies – and when Sarah’s governor, they’ll never see the light of day. 

The Radical Left will stop at nothing to attack Sarah because they know she’ll take the fight to them and never back down. As governor, she will be the last line of defense against their socialist agenda, and now more than ever we have to fight back against Gavin Newsom’s big-money attacks. 

First, Sarah is the “last line of defense” of the “socialist” agenda? Did Arkansas businesses take PPP loans? Medicare? If so, they support socialism 100%.

Sarah will “take the fight to them and never back down.” Sorry, Sarah. Arkansas is actually a stunningly beautiful state, and your competitor is a wonderful man, but on the national level, no one is looking to Arkansas for examples unless Chris Jones pulls off an upset, at which point people will be looking for the formula as to how to beat a Republican in a mostly red state.

But what we will do in response is publish Jones’s fundraising page and the amazing commercial announcement he made to spread the word. He is both a minister and rocket scientist, MIT grad. “It is about time.”

We are not friends, Sarah.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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