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Twitter Going Insane Over Pelosi Jan 6th Video: Rips Open Slim Jim with Her Teeth While Telling Pence, ‘Don’t Tell Anyone Where You Are!’
The video released over the last few days of Nancy Pelosi working behind the scenes with Republicans like Mitch McConnell, Steve Scalise, John Thune, and others has taken the net by storm. In video shot by Pelosi’s daughter, Alexandra, the Speaker looks calm, like a general calling the shots, thinking, thinking, thinking. You know, the type of stuff one expects a president to be doing in such a situation. Of course, the president at the time was sitting in front of the television, rewinding certain parts that he loved, almost surely those phases that showed the crowd fighting most violently on his behalf. He f’ing loved it.
Pelosi hated it. We have reported on video where Pelosi says that she hoped Trump would come up to the Capitol because she would like to “punch him” (this was when she was among her staff, not a serious threat, and yet the MAGAs act all indignant about the “violent threat,” when – of course, just previously, Trump had told his crowd to “fight like they’ve never fought before or they wouldn’t have a country anymore.” The MAGAs are not pointing to the video where Pelosi was working the phones to go around the insurrection.
But the video below that is on furious fire is of Pelosi speaking to Vice President Pence, coordinating how to get the counting finished. It is clear that both Pence and Pelosi are determined to not let Trump “win” this somehow. Pelosi tells Pence to not let a single soul know where he is – somewhat impossible with Secret Service with him. And just to be that much more of a badass, she rips open a Slim Jim with her teeth in the middle of it and takes a bite.
After she peels open a Slim Jim with her teeth, Nancy Pelosi tells Mike Pence not to tell anybody where he is so he can stay safe. Amazing footage by her daughter Alexandra Pelosi #NeverForgetJanuary6th
— (((Tara Dublin))), Rock Star Author 📚❤️🔥🤘🏻 (@taradublinrocks) October 15, 2022
Twitter couldn’t get enough:
Nancy Pelosi unwrapping a Slim Jim with her teeth and eating it while on the phone handling the insurrection is the most bad-ass multitasking I've ever seen.
— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) October 14, 2022
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This is the best motherfucking advertisement for Slim Jim there ever was in the history of the world. 😂😂😂😂
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) October 14, 2022
The Slim Jim moment is iconic. https://t.co/8aNeyedg6b
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 14, 2022
"Hi, I'm Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House. When I need a quick snack while saving Democracy, I snap open a Slim Jim ™ to fill my stomach and fulfill my duties. Next time you need a snack, enjoy the freedom I preserved for you to have a Slim Jim" @SlimJim pic.twitter.com/zTlNjO8Qr3
— President Kamala’s Hand (Again) (@myronjclifton) October 15, 2022
I like to imagine the Slim Jim marketing people have been locked in a room for 24 hours with the boss screaming YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM UNTIL WE HAVE A PLAN FOR WHAT TO DO WITH THIS and people are cryinghttps://t.co/KoSY7fu3VY
— AbortionistBitchHat (@Popehat) October 15, 2022
The Speaker of the House snapping into a Slim Jim while securing the safety of the House, Senate, and succession of power is the most American thing ever recorded to video. https://t.co/zPy1ZqJkQE
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) October 14, 2022
Nancy Pelosi – with a band of thugs coming to kill her, casually stepping into a Slim Jim, is the best thing ever… https://t.co/hCdfdX22Tl
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 14, 2022
Alexandra Pelosi filmed her mom snapping that Slim Jim while trying to save Mike Pence.
Reminds me when she said (about her mom):
“She’ll cut your head off and you won’t even know you’re bleeding."
And you 'd thank her for it.
— Carla Pace (@carlapaceNY) October 14, 2022
Reassuring Mike Pence in the middle of an insurrection, meanwhile opening a Slim Jim one-handed while on the phone… Nancy Pelosi once again makes MTG and Boebert look like the noisy, pointless kindergarteners they are. https://t.co/OehvbcpTGt
— Michael Marshall Smith (@ememess) October 14, 2022
Somebody should put those videos side by side: Hawley hotfoot-prancing out of the capitol and Nancy Pelosi stepping into a slim Jim while getting ready to throw hands if Trump showed his fat orange ass anywhere near the building. https://t.co/GdCMEhhV6f
— Bryan Smith 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@bryrsmith) October 14, 2022
Some stepped up into a SlimJim while others chose the chicken run. pic.twitter.com/HdQhn7yCyM
— Jenn Griffin 🌏🫶 (@JennGriffy) October 15, 2022
Snapping into a Slim Jim Randy Savage-style while calling for defense against a terrorist attack, Nancy Pelosi proves to be the alpha male that all of manboobed MAGA wish they were. https://t.co/jALvu5ujEp
— Greg Method (@gregmethod) October 15, 2022
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