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Herschel Walker is Very Butt Hurt That Obama Mocked Him for Wanting to Be a Werewolf

Guys, it appears Herschel Walker’s feelings are hurt, and hurt at the hands of former President Barack Obama.

You see, Walker is very upset that Obama mocked him for wanting to be a werewolf. Back in November, Walker said, “I don’t know if you know, but vampires are some cool people, are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: A werewolf can kill a vampire. Did you know that? I never knew that. So, I don’t want to be a vampire anymore. I want to be a werewolf.”

And here’s some video proof:

Well that was just too much for Obama. And at a campaign event on Thursday Obama said, “Since the last time I was here, Mr. Walker has been talking about issues that are of great importance to the people of Georgia. Like whether it’s better to be a vampire or a werewolf. This is a debate that I must confess I once had myself when I was seven. Then I grew up.”

This really hurt Walker’s feelings, and he talked about it on Sunday on Maria Bartiromo’s show on Fox News (of course). Walker said, “Well, what’s sad is they’re always trying to mislead people. That’s the same as you listening to… Obama talking about I’m talking about vampires and werewolves… Why don’t they tell the whole story?”

According to Rolling Stone, “Walker discussed his internal would-you-rather werewolf vs. vampire debate in the context of recalling a movie he said he had watched about a vampire. He concluded his story by talking about the importance of faith because in the movie, he said, a person who did not believe in God tried to kill a vampire with a cross and failed because they didn’t have faith. On Fox, Walker said, “The whole story is the story involved people having faith, having faith and continuing to go out and do your job, having faith to get things done. So they don’t tell you the whole story.”

Obama 1, Walker 0

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