Donald Trump wasn’t very happy about a New York Magazine profile on his “sad” 2024 presidential campaign and peer usual lashed out at the reporter who wrote the piece. And by the way, read the article, it’s fantastic.

Trump “has barely set foot outside the perimeter of Mar-a-Lago” since announcing his campaign, journalist Olivia Nuzzi wrote in a piece accompanied by a cover photo of Trump sitting alone in his palatial golf club.

An adviser to Trump told Nuzzi that Trump’s “world has gotten much smaller,” which Nuzzi wrote Trump is “sensitive” about. To prove her wrong, the chronically online one-term, twice-impeached former president took to Truth Social on Monday night to not only call Nuzzi “shaky & unattractive” but “dumb as a rock”, even though she “wrote a decent story” about him “a while ago,” he said. I have no idea what the “shaky” remark was in reference to. Nuzzi is 29, gorgeous and fit, and I’ve seen quite a few interviews with her and in none of them is she “shaky”.

Trump wrote, “The Fake & Corrupt News is only getting worse! As an example, I agreed to do a short telephone interview for a once very good, but now on its “last legs” and failing, New York Magazine. The reporter was a shaky & unattractive wack job, known as “tough” but dumb as a rock, who actually wrote a decent story about me a long time ago. Her name, Olivia Nuzzi. Anyway, the story was Fake News, her “anonymous sources” don’t exist (true with many writers), and I’m happily fighting hard for our GREAT USA!”

Now, Nuzzi is neither unattractive or dumb as a rock. In fact, she’s gorgeous, and Trump knows it. In fact, Nuzzi had a rather perfect response to Trump’s cruel attack:

pic.twitter.com/lvqS0A7hwg

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) December 27, 2022

Yes, remember the time Trump stared straight at the sun during the eclipse? Despite like 10,000 scientists telling everyone NOT to do that? So, who is “dumb as a rock” now?

Twitter absolutely loved it:

https://twitter.com/14storiesCA/status/1607833547834019841

TFG called reporter Olivia Nuzzi "dumb as a rock." She responded by tweeting pics of Trump staring into the solar eclipse. No caption necessary. #FTW https://t.co/h3TMtGwSbD

— The Randy Report 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (@randyslovacek) December 27, 2022

for context… Donald Trump called @Olivianuzzi "Dumb as a rock"

So she simply tweeted a photo of him staring directly into the sun during a solar eclipse after being told not to stare into the sun during a solar eclipse.

I love brilliance, and Olivia is brilliant. https://t.co/QmVuZKW0bq

— Toby (@TobyS7812) December 27, 2022

Man with burned retinas calls a woman that looks like Faye Dunaway "ugly".

— The Obsolete Man (@mcgregor1956) December 27, 2022

As someone else noted, he is a misogynist and thinks insulting your looks is the greatest insult because looks are what he values in women.

— Sko Pi 💙🗨🌊 (@sko_pi) December 27, 2022

And of course from the queen herself:

pic.twitter.com/yK9SunqpKh

— Fabio Sase (@Fabio_Sase) December 27, 2022