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Emerald Robinson Ruins Nikki Haley’s Announcement by Serving Up Some Serious Tea

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For reasons passing understanding, Nikki Haley is under the impression that she has a future in MAGA politics as a contender for president. I am not putting Haley down. She is a MAGA. sort of. It doesn’t seem like her heart is really in it, not like Kari Lake, which is why Nikki Haley has no future in Republican politics. It is slightly sad that if she had gone the much more moderate route, she could have been a “sane” conservative leader —one who might have a future.

Instead, she went to work for Trump, hoping hoping hoping that he’d put her on the ticket for his last term, leaving her as the heir apparent… even I can’t keep writing. It’s so laughable. Unlike many, Haley is way too smart to fall for the fallacy. And yet fall she did. The aspiration for power is so intoxicating that it’s like, well – hoping to be president after drinking nine Busch Lights. You don’t understand why it’ll never happen, which is exactly where Nikki stands right now.

But to ensure that Haley doesn’t get any momentum, our old friend, Emerald Robinson, the former OAN news reader and beauty, came out of the shadows today to stomp down on Nikki Haley’s announcement:

Since @NikkiHaley  has announced she’s running in 2024 it’s only fair to mention that she did not “resign” from the Trump Admin. She was forced out. How do I know? Because her staff showed up to office & found the doors locked. Their phones were disabled. Then they called me.

Followed up by her intrepid reporting inside the zoo that was the Trump White House:

Okay. We know Nikki’s angle. She thinks she can be president or vice president. WTH is Emerald’s angle here? We can definitely rule out any support for Haley. Is Emerald just functioning as the mean girl who wants to put Nikki in her place for some slight? Or is Emerald doing someone else’s dirty business?

When it comes to Emerald Robinson, it’s probably best to go dirty every time. She’s pounding on Haley at someone’s behest. If it is on DeSantis’s team, look for a comment soon by Roger Stone about Ron DeSantis and Emerald on a sailboat in the Keys.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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