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MAGAs Are Now Calling Themselves ‘Pure Bloods,’ But It’s Not Nazism … Yet

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The only context in which “pure-blood” is actually a phrase one wants to hear about anything is when buying a Labradoodle (Because you’ll be laying down four figures when you should be rescuing a mutt, pound mutts are the best dogs!) or one can say, “I’m a pure-blooded Zag!” for sports fans. In every other context, “pure blooded” is loaded with all kinds of innuendo, and none of it is good.

So if someone told you that the MAGAs are increasingly calling themselves “pure-blooded,” or “pure bloods” you should worry. We are telling you that they are increasingly calling themselves pure-blooded. But no, it doesn’t stand for “white” or God-forbid, “Aryan,” it stands for stupid. It stands for people who never had themselves vaccinated for COVID. Now, you will find a lot of elderly energized MAGAs, but you won’t find many “pure-blooded.” Older folks can’t afford to roll the dice to own the libs, and far too many younger ones ended up dead in an attempt to do so.

But wow, is it ever a short jump over to “pure blooded…” and whatever follows next won’t be good. Remember, Trump LOVES to talk about having “great genes.” (In fact, Dr. Ronny Jackson, when he was still a doctor and a Trump toy, said “great genes” many times.) Wait until “genes” factor into their movement… God, I hope we can pull back from the brink.

But it is definitely a thing on Twitter:

Here is an innocuous one because the “pure blood” is in the name of the poster, but we get to give thanks to the women’s service:

Here is stupid:

The perfect example, they don’t even need to be American:

And here is the nightmare, see it crossing over? Hit the content picture:

As for how liberals deal with it? Fairly easily, though I’m not sure they’re paying enough attention to the danger signals:

But again, a little light-heartedness is okay, but not too much. We need to keep a wary eye on this. Remember the last “Heathen.”

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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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