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Randy Quaid’s Response to the Balloon Is Crazy AF and Twitter is Having a Field Day
If you have never seen the movie “Kingpin” with Randy Quaid and Woody Harrelson. you probably should. No, it’s not a movie at a level reserved for Pulp Fiction, Fargo, and any scene from the Star Wars saga with Rey. (You cannot take your eyes off her) But it is worth your time. I’m not sure I could watch it anymore now that I know too much about Randy. It is not just that he is a MAGA. It is that he’s Super-Sized MAGA with crazy sauce.
Randy gave us some red meat this morning on the Chinese balloon, and it was quintessential Quaid. It is nearly impossible to understand what he’s really saying, and yet it’s also perfectly clear that whatever he’s trying to get across, it would confuse a duck.
Maybe it’s just me, but what the hell does this even mean?
Cousin Eddie woke up thinking about getting probed by a Chinese dragon’s eyeball. pic.twitter.com/eNtF9fcJKx
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 4, 2023
Right.
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So, “probed.” If that word is used as applied to a person (or people), it is probably not something you want any part of.
Dragon’s eyeball. Well, maybe that’s a “thing,” but a Google search this morning renders nothing about the balloon, so it appears to be limited to Quaid. And as Ron says, it follows eyeball. It’s getting weirder.
It’s not that bad? True. It isn’t. We have satellites that can take pictures of dimes in parking lots… and so do the Chinese. So the balloon isn’t up there to gather intelligence. It’s far more likely up there just to see what we’ll do. Doing nothing gives the Chinese nothing. It’s not that bad. Laugh, don’t shoot.
Eating kids? Super-Sized MAGA Q-anon reference. Big Dems are into rituals, all that.
We are not calling Randy Quaid. More importantly, why does Randy want people calling him for answers? Randy only gets in trouble when interacting with real people. That is a truly bizarre line. He doesn’t “fix” anything.
No more questions? We didn’t have one in the first place! Not for Randy. Maybe for Rey.
Damn it. Kingpin is ruined. But that tweet is crazy AF, even for Randy, and that is saying something. Instead of Kingpin, we’ll transition to finish with The Big Lebowski, “the dude abides.” Randy is not the dude. But, just abide. Trust that specialists have this handled, and let it flow, man.
It sounds like Randy's gotten into more of his homegrown meth again.
— Bedelia (@Bedelia43476136) February 4, 2023
The guy that no one has asked a question to in more than a decade is telling us to not ask any more questions.
— Ted (@trom771) February 4, 2023
I'm just impressed he's getting a wifi signal through all of the tin foil.
— John Masten 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@johnmasten1) February 4, 2023
Smart money says the man is currently strapping himself into an aluminum lawn chair, preparing to be hoisted skyward by thousands of helium balloons, and his own hot air….
— JustPeachyboBeetchy (@AnnaOverIt) February 4, 2023
It sounds like he’s been puffing a magic dragon and I’d love to know the strain.
— tired_intexas (@ms_intexas) February 4, 2023
Randy's got a couple squirrels living in his brain and sometimes they chew through the wires.
— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊 (@lachevron) February 4, 2023
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