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Caitlyn Jenner Drools Over Trump, Says He’s an ‘Alpha Male’ and Our Only Hope of Saving America

At first – and we mean the very first – when we all heard about Chris Jenner declaring himself misgendered and would be taking steps to become her true self (An gold medal Olympic decathlete) it made us happy that perhaps the star power would help others follow in her footsteps.

That didn’t last. Caitlyn came out as a MAGA which is highly ironic. She and Marjorie Taylor-Greene should go on tour together and talk about the dangers associated with being “woke.”

Yes, Caitlyn wants you to vote for the party that would require her to change her name back to Bruce Jenner and by every legal measure, identify as a man.

On Friday, Fox News contributor Caitlyn called for an “alpha male” like former President Donald Trump to replace President Joe Biden in the White House on Thursday to prevent “the end” of the United States.

“Alpha male”? So guys who are sued for rape and f*** porn stars with a baby at home are the “alpha males” and we guys that treat women – including Caitlyn – respectfully while raising little girls are beta guys? Lesser than? Yes? Okay. I’m a beta male. Fine with me and a LOT of women. From Mediaite:

During an interview with Sky News Australia host Rita Panahi, Jenner predicted that Biden would lose the 2024 presidential election and “be gone” in “a year and a half from now.”

“I don’t even want to think about Joe Biden winning again.”

Yeah, everything’s so different now. We don’t have a president screaming in the middle of the night, throwing plates against the wall with ketchup dripping. Not pardoning friends (or sons) who don’t “rat” on him. Doesn’t act like a mob boss. It’s an adult thing. Caitlyn will never understand, even if she’s now the right gender. They’ll put her right back.

“He’s done so much damage to this country. He’s destroyed our economy, he’s destroyed our borders, he’s destroyed our international influence around the world. We have become a joke because we have such a weak leader. That has to change. America sees that and in a year and a half they’re going to have some options.”

In a year and a half – if you get what you want – you’ll have no options, Bruce.

I highlighted the bolded part because it’s so hilarious. Trump palled around with the world’s killers, hearing all these compliments. It’d be like if you bypassed the park in your town while having a big festival, with all the good people, and went to the Supermax Prison nearest you and collected all your buddies and have them say nice things to you. That is almost literally what it was like.

Trump expressed more anger at Justin Trudeau than Vladimir Putin and I guarantee which of those two women believe is the real “alpha male.”

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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