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Trump Spotted on Golf Course With MAJOR Makeup/Self-Tanner Mishap and Social Media is in Hysterics

As most of us ladies know, there are certain rules when putting on makeup and/or self-tanner. It’s supper important you put it everywhere, like behind your ears (if you have short hair), down your neck, and of course you must wash your hands when you’re done or else you’re stuck with orange palms. Not a good look. You would think think Donald Trump would have at least one lady friend who could teach him these rules but apparently not.

Now of course, Trump will never admit to wearing makeup or anything besides translucent powder. Back when he was in the White House, the New York Times actually asked Trump about his famous golden glow and the White House claimed that famous orange hue was due to good genes.

From the NYT:

The official line from the White House, as with other matters surrounding the president’s physical health and appearance, is that Mr. Trump’s glow is the result of “good genes,” according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity.

And, O.K., a little powder — a translucent one, not a bronzer — which the president applies himself before television appearances, the official said.

And The Washington Post actually was able to find out that Trump indeed does wear makeup. The WashPo story didn’t specify the exact product Trump allegedly used, but Bronx Colors, a Swiss brand, claimed it’s the Boosting Hydrating Concealer in orange.

It even offered shoppers a special deal, splashing the Post’s story on its landing page: Buy anything on the site and get one of the orange tubes for free. This was back in 2019 and the site doesn’t seem to be around anymore, so whether Trump is still using it, we don’t know. It seems it’s still be sold in Europe.

It retails for about $7.22. Bronx Colors is an inexpensive Swiss makeup brand that was founded in 2015 by Werner Kaufmann.

And you would think by now Trump would know how to apply this stuff. After all, he’s had enough embarrassing moments where he applied his makeup wrong:

And of course, who can ever forget this:

So it should come as no surprise that Trump did it again. This time is was most likely Friday on the golf course. He’s wearing a jacket, in the hot Florida sun, so it’s possible the makeup is just melting off his face:

And Twitter couldn’t stop laughing:


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