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Trump Spotted on Golf Course With MAJOR Makeup/Self-Tanner Mishap and Social Media is in Hysterics
As most of us ladies know, there are certain rules when putting on makeup and/or self-tanner. It’s supper important you put it everywhere, like behind your ears (if you have short hair), down your neck, and of course you must wash your hands when you’re done or else you’re stuck with orange palms. Not a good look. You would think think Donald Trump would have at least one lady friend who could teach him these rules but apparently not.
Now of course, Trump will never admit to wearing makeup or anything besides translucent powder. Back when he was in the White House, the New York Times actually asked Trump about his famous golden glow and the White House claimed that famous orange hue was due to good genes.
From the NYT:
The official line from the White House, as with other matters surrounding the president’s physical health and appearance, is that Mr. Trump’s glow is the result of “good genes,” according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity.
And, O.K., a little powder — a translucent one, not a bronzer — which the president applies himself before television appearances, the official said.
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And The Washington Post actually was able to find out that Trump indeed does wear makeup. The WashPo story didn’t specify the exact product Trump allegedly used, but Bronx Colors, a Swiss brand, claimed it’s the Boosting Hydrating Concealer in orange.
It even offered shoppers a special deal, splashing the Post’s story on its landing page: Buy anything on the site and get one of the orange tubes for free. This was back in 2019 and the site doesn’t seem to be around anymore, so whether Trump is still using it, we don’t know. It seems it’s still be sold in Europe.

It retails for about $7.22. Bronx Colors is an inexpensive Swiss makeup brand that was founded in 2015 by Werner Kaufmann.
And you would think by now Trump would know how to apply this stuff. After all, he’s had enough embarrassing moments where he applied his makeup wrong:

And of course, who can ever forget this:
@realDonaldTrump returns to the White House from Charlotte, North Carolina. Photo by William Moon at the South Lawn of the White House on February 7, 2020 pic.twitter.com/n1a1Z93LrJ
— White House Photos (@photowhitehouse) February 7, 2020
So it should come as no surprise that Trump did it again. This time is was most likely Friday on the golf course. He’s wearing a jacket, in the hot Florida sun, so it’s possible the makeup is just melting off his face:
Missed a few spots with the bronzer today. pic.twitter.com/O8v1FR8Tay
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2023
And Twitter couldn’t stop laughing:
His mother never taught him not to forget to bronze behind his ears.
— Chevron 🇺🇦 (@lachevron) May 26, 2023
He looks like he left the funeral parlor before they had a chance to finish the embalming.
— 🇺🇸🇺🇦Anybody🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@Anybodyhomehere) May 26, 2023
I shudder to think about what he would look like fresh out of the shower with no makeup or extra hair.
— Robert Smith (@RobertS64779918) May 26, 2023
It's in the upper 70's in Palm Beach. Why in heck is he wearing a jacket?
— martelvonc (@martelvonc) May 26, 2023
What is going on with his hands and neck? That weird mottling does not look healthy at all
— Judith Nisbet 🟧 (@judith_nisbet) May 26, 2023
This looks splotchy as well; poor hand washing after bronzer application or is this a health induced issue? 👇 pic.twitter.com/ItFIXaqCdo
— Kathleen Wimpelberg (@Jaksox) May 26, 2023
Something wrong here. Blotches on his face & neck & hand. Wearing a glove. I just pray he lives long enough to go to prison
— Grandma Grit 🌎 (@grandmagrit) May 27, 2023
Its gone from orange to brown…any darker than that and I'm gonna accuse him of wearing "blackface". Everyone should.
— Matt Fleming, Florida Expert (@Matt_Fleming321) May 26, 2023
The neck wattle is always tricky for the Orange Bone Spur—it’s the creases that cause the problems.
Apparently, he never learned a golden rule, wash behind your ears—in this case, bronze behind your ears!— Dr. Terry —aka "Doc” —Proud 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇦 (@seastar3549) May 27, 2023
Looks like several bad applications of self-tanner to me.
— wehavethestars (@wehavethestars) May 27, 2023
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