I am unwilling to concede that Eric is the dumb one.

At any point in time, Don Jr. makes a strong attempt at claiming the title.

Ivanka used to be a candidate occasionally, but she’s now pulled fully away from her father. politics, criminality, and even business. She should’ve made that move three decades ago, given the way he looked at, held, talked about her, and held her publicly (And for the love of God we hope that’s the end of the list), she probably should have distanced herself as she reached adolescence.

She’s no longer in the competition because neither of her brothers managed that feat. To be fair, neither of her brothers is anywhere close to as rich as her, never mind her combined wealth with Jared. Wait. Why is that “fair”? It’s not. My mistake.

We know that Tiffany is not dumb: She pulled away from her father early, preferring to stay on the west coast with her mom, with whom she’s very close. Plus, she graduated from Georgetown Law. Her older brothers can’t spell “law” and can’t obey it either. To be fair, there’s no proof that Ivanka can obey the law, either.

But Eric did manage to make a strong move at the title yesterday on Friday night when, in describing how Democrats are about to rape and pillage every Republican, raid their homes, take their daughters, and generally commit mayhem, Eric attempted to make the point that DOJ got really upset when it found out Trump was showing America’s top secrets to authors. They charged Trump.

They’ll just kill you, or so goes Eric’s theory, at least that’s how he made it sound.

In describing the FBI’s temerity in “raiding Barron’s underwear drawer,” Eric took a swing at Barron’s age. And missed. Twice. He said Barron was “15” which is wrong and then “16” when he’s actually “17.” We know that because we looked it up, something Eric failed to do when he didn’t know Barron’s age but was going to use it.

And just for the record, Eric? People who are trying to hide illegal material, whether drugs or top-secret SCIF documents, most are not as helpful as Trump, who left some in his desk! Some think, “Well, they’ll never look in my wife’s lingerie drawer. She hasn’t opened it (not that I know of) it in ten years, why would they?”

Real criminals will hide the cocaine inside a repacked pancake mix.

So, Eric, yes – we get that you have to make Democrats out to be stormtroopers who will do something insane, like literally attack the capitol and pardon their friends while going after their enemies… Wait, that’s your dad. We get that you have to say that to defend dear old Dad who was too fcking stupid… We have another candidate! To just give the documents back when the FBI last said, “We really mean it this time.”

Eric Trump has no idea how old his half brother is. He is more concerned with the kid’s underwear drawer. To be fair, I don’t think Trump is Barron’s father. He is TALL. I think Natasha fucked a Russian basketball team.

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— FRO☀️ (@FROzenLiberal) June 18, 2023