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Poor Eric Trump Loses His Cool During Newsmax Interview and Starts Crying About Barron’s Underwear and People Can’t Stop Laughing

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How would you like to grow up as a man being known as “the dumb one,” while your brother, very sadly, seems intent on destroying himself in the throws of some kind of disease that seems to be progressive and remains untreated?

That is Eric Trump, and if one ever doubts that something is very physically wrong with Don Jr., just watch Eric sometime. Through modern medicine (surgery) and relatively clean living, Eric seems to have grown into a somewhat handsome man who seems happily married.

But he’s still fcking Eric Trump, the dumb one.

Does he think that he’s going to win over the “MAGA People’s Party” with tweets like this?

Somewhere on those 800 channels is a rerun of “Charmed,” find it and put it on, never fails to entertain… some of us. Better than watching our plane from the plane, FFS.

But that’s nothing compared to Eric’s epic rant about what the Democrats are willing to do to YOU, you MAGA assistant general manager at Kohls in Macon Georgia, or YOU, you MAGA assistant city clerk. Yes, you regular, run of the mill, boring except for my five AR-15s, regular American MAGAs are about to have the FBI knock your door down. Yes, we’re talking about YOU, you sophomore political science major at Liberty University… They’re coming for all of you, says Eric!

He just gave the plan away!!

Eric, my man, listen. We are Democrats. We aren’t interested in who wears what underwear. We care about that person. And if you’re a regular MAGA who is helping us figure out what battery to buy at Autozone, and being polite and not shoving your “Trump” shirt in our face, just being “nice” – we’ll generally be just as nice back.

There is no bigger agenda here, Eric. It was your father who wanted to hold out Ukrainian relief in order to strong-arm another country into starting a criminal investigation against Biden. And Biden hadn’t committed a crime.

If your father simply handed the materials back and then, IF he believed that the records belonged to him, he could have filed his own lawsuit saying, “GIVE ME MY RECORDS!” and let the judge rule, no one would be going after your father on the Florida files.

As to January 6th? Well, that’s a fairly easy crime to avoid. Just avoid attempting a coup in the United States of America, and you’ll remain out of Democrats’ sites.

But when you retain nuclear secrets and battleplans just to “show people,” knowing that they are so highly secret that they’re not supposed to leave certain rooms, and – well, when you try a coup? Yes, Democrats believe in the rule of law, and you are now seeing the consequences.

Twitter just couldn’t contain itself:

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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