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Ted Cruz Says Pat Benatar’s Music is the Embodiment of Demonic Evil and the Singer’s Response is PERFECTION

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Ted Cruz wants you to know that Democrats would not vote guilty on anything Joe Biden could possibly do…even a satanic murder on video.

If you recall, Joe Biden is the man that Republicans used to say things like this about:

That is the video in which Graham said:

“If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, then you got a problem,” Graham told a reporter, laughing in the back of a car. “You need to do some self-evaluation. ‘Cause what’s not to like?”

But now we’re in a place where – Republicans are stuck with the truly awful human being that is Trump – and have to imply that not only is Biden bad for the country, but he’s a criminal.

In what is just a bizarre rant, Ted Cruz today made some very serious projection in talking about Democrats would vote “not guilty” about a Joe Biden “crime” even if…

“I don’t think Senate Democrats, if you had video of Joe Biden murdering children dressed as the devil under a full moon while singing Pat Benatar, they still wouldn’t vote to convict.”

Now, I don’t understand the “singing Pat Benatar” reference, because Benatar hasn’t even written or sung anything demonic or strange? Hit Me With Your Best Shot? Awesome fun song. “Love is a Battlefield”, indeed it is!

Some thought that maybe Cruz meant it was an allusion to Benatar’s hit “Hell Is for Children,” which, if that was his intent, would count as an unusually sensitive song to perform during a ritual sacrifice, being a song acclaimed for bringing awareness to the plight of child abuse. So, I’m guessing Ted is just a dork who doesn’t know music.

I can recognize a great comeback when I see one, and, for her part, Pat Benatar knew exactly what to say:

Regardless, the projection is just breathtaking. Donald Trump had Top-Secret SCIF documents that he used to show people to… Show his vanity? Insecurity? Pocket a quick $10 million rubles from Putin?

And he’s on TAPE doing so.

The Republicans call it a “political prosecution.”

But Joe Biden and “Satanic” what with children? I’m not sure even Nicole can figure that one out. (But if anyone could… )

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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