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Trump Becomes National Laughing Stock After MAJOR Makeup Mishap (and Hair Horns) at Campaign Stop

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Donald Trump is constantly telling everyone who will listen that his wife was a “supermodel”. First, that’s a lie. The supermodel was something that only existed for a short time, in the late 80s to early 90s. Supermodels were women like Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, and a handful of others. They were a group of women who were household names at the time, and famous for how often they appeared on magazine covers. The supermodel is a thing of the past, as many magazine covers use celebrities, unknown models, athletes, you name it. Point is…the supermodel was something that only existed for a short time, and Melania Trump was never one of them. She was never on Vogue or any magazine that Donald didn’t pay to get her on. No one knew who she was until she had the last name Trump.

But, she was a model. Which means she knows makeup. New and young models often do their own makeup, and while I’m guessing Melania has a personal makeup artist, I am sure she does an exceptional job with her own makeup. However, for some reason, she refuses to help her husband with his makeup. She repeatedly allows him to leave the house looking like a bright orange fool. Maybe she gets a kick out of it? Maybe she thinks, “Doh-nahhld vant to make da sexy time wit the porn hooker, vell haha I will let him leave house looking like orange fool.” And hey, I couldn’t blame her.

Because man oh man, Trump showed up at a campaign appearance in Iowa on Friday and he looked God awful. As bright orange as one could get without using actual orange paint. I’m a woman, I have more makeup than I need. I have no idea how he achieves that color. It’s unreal.

Now of course, Trump will never admit to wearing makeup or anything besides translucent powder. Back when he was in the White House, the New York Times actually asked Trump about his famous golden glow and the White House claimed that famous orange hue was due to good genes.

From the NYT:

The official line from the White House, as with other matters surrounding the president’s physical health and appearance, is that Mr. Trump’s glow is the result of “good genes,” according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity.

And, O.K., a little powder — a translucent one, not a bronzer — which the president applies himself before television appearances, the official said.

Now obviously translucent powder isn’t ORANGE so the man is lying like a rug.

And you would think by now Trump would know how to apply this stuff. After all, he’s had enough embarrassing moments where he applied his makeup wrong:

And of course, who can ever forget this:

Well, on Friday he went WAY TOO HEAVY on the makeup and just completely humiliated himself. Compare his skin to the people around him. He looks like an actual clown.

People on Twitter had a field day:

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