Everyone knows that Donald Trump is obsessed with his looks and spends a lot of time making himself look younger. He has very little hair, and instead of just owning it, he uses the few hairs he has to style them into an elaborate combover that is fooling NO ONE. Additionally, the years of teasing and dying his hair has destroyed its texture, making it look almost like cotton candy. Then there’s the makeup of course. The ORANGE makeup that Trump just slathers over his face to give himself that “youthful” tanned glow that his people in the past have attributed to his “good genes“.

It’s not good genes. It’s makeup. You can tell because he doesn’t extend his “good genes” over to his ears or his neck. He looks like how an 11-year-old girl would apply foundation. It looks awful, he’s been teased mercilessly for it, and yet, he doesn’t seem to care. His bad makeup has been caught in the past and gone viral, like the famous White House photo:

Trump tweeted that the photo was “fake news” every though it was a photo we could see with our own eyes, but also used the tweet to mention how good his hair looked:

Then there was the photo taken by U.S. Rep. Chuck Fleischmann, a REPUBLICAN, who allowed this embarrassing photo to get out:

Again, good genes? And there’s the famous video of Trump walking on to Air Force One where the wind is NOT his friend and we his hair flap lift to reveal his bald head:

So yeah, the dude isn’t fooling anyone, but is still desperately trying. But we saw a photo posted on Twitter by Ron Filipkowski and it just didn’t do Trump any favors and made the internet go wild. Take a look:

Rocking the radio interview combover today. pic.twitter.com/raTJs4bqYP

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 18, 2023

The emperor has no clothes indeed! And Twitter went nuts:

Cartoon caricatures of a person's features are very exaggerated to make them funnier. In Trump's case though, he's one of the few people whose caricature is a completely accurate image.

— Soyeahbasically (@soyeahbasically) July 18, 2023

Whenever I feel the urge to both laugh and make myself sick at the same time, I imagine that mess dripping wet.

— tRUMP'S HORRIFYING TARGET LETTER~Earned My Spurs🐎 (@PlannedTheRide) July 18, 2023

They’re gonna like him from the back in prison.

— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) July 18, 2023

What do you think they call that hair dye color?
Fooling No One Gold?

— BobAKABuffy (@BobAKABuffy) July 18, 2023

My OH My. Blonde, pink and orange. Made up for TV but the angle got tangled up 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

— Dimitri Paizis (@DimitriPaizis) July 18, 2023

Hmmm. pic.twitter.com/YMBRMStGJG

— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) July 18, 2023

I just spit out my lovely mouthful of Merlot looking at that the side head of that piece of shit😝

— Noreen Millar-Breen🇨🇦 (@MillarBreen) July 18, 2023

It’s just so yellow and wispy 🤮 and also looks like the backside of a duck.

— William S (@228wls) July 18, 2023

Gross, and what’s with all the lumps under his jacket?

— Bonnie Davis (@vancouverboomer) July 18, 2023

Gonna look way better when he's behind glass and wearing orange jumpsuits to give interviews.

— NAFOMapAutist (@MapAutist) July 18, 2023

That’s his answer to the 2023 “DA” hairdo. The DA stands for Duck’s Ass which was a popular hair style in the 1950s, into the 1960s. He spends lots of time on getting the combover just right. Between that & the orange application, he takes longer to get ready then Melanie.

— Bob De Thomas (@BobDeThomas) July 18, 2023

I can’t see where his Golden Fleece from Heaven originates (on his bald scalp). It’s physically impossible.

Not jealous. Just disgusted at vanity, narcissism and mental illness being so embraced by whacks in America and abroad.

— Hello (@BSnitkin) July 18, 2023