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Trump Caught Wearing Pants That Were VERY Bunched Up in a Certain Area and People Have Thoughts, ‘DEPENDS!’

I think by now everyone knows the rumor that Donald Trump wears diapers. First, we want to make it clear that we are not teasing people who need to wear adult diapers for incontinence. Look, getting old sucks and as we age some of our muscles just don’t work like they used to. It happens to all of us. But with Trump, we feel it’s ok to speculate and tease because he’s just such a rotten mother trucker. He teases everyone for anything. Chris Christie for his weight, Hillary Clinton for her looks, Ron DeSantis for his height, and that’s just this week!

So yeah, Trump held a screening of the movie “Sound of Freedom” at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, on Wednesday night. You know, the movie that if you DARE say one bad thing about suddenly those on the right think you are okay with child trafficking. Trump was seated in the front row center, of course, with a big bowl of what appears to apple pie or a cobbler of some sort. (If it’s cobbler I’m genuinely jealous).

But people also noticed something else. First, it’s hot and humid and the man is wearing his typical uniform of a blue suit and red tie. WEIRDO. Second, his pants…especially around the crotch area…look rather bunched up. Almost as if he was wearing a diaper and he had way too much Diet Coke to drink.

And this is not the first time we’ve heard that Trump wears diapers. According to Noel Casler, a former talent handler on the Celebrity Apprentice, Trump uses adult diapers.

Casler tweeted, “Anyone who thinks I’m joking about Trump wearing Depends should watch this vid…I’m not, it was a known fact on ‘Apprentice’ he is incontinent from all the years of stimulant abuse and fast food. Right Don?”

Casler claims Trump has needed diapers since 2007:

Casler even claims that production would shut down when Trump soiled himself:

So, when you see the photo from the other night, it does look a bit suspicious:

And people on Twitter thought the same thing:

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