The story of cocaine being found in the White House has Donald Trump all stirred up. Sure he’s awaiting trial for his alleged mishandling of classified government documents, but the cocaine story has his feverish little brain working overtime. He’s somehow connecting the dots between these two stories even though, for most of us, there really is no connection at all.

Of course, he opined about this on Truth Social, where he did what he always does — bring the crazy, Uproxx reports.

He started out by baselessly asserting that the coke belonged to Hunter and Joe Biden and that security cameras captured the blow being dumped and that if tapes aren’t released to the public then clearly, they must have been “destroyed.”

That wasn’t all Trump had to say.

“Was Crooked Joe Biden on Cocaine when he instructed the FBI/DOJ to illegally invade my home, Mar-a-Lago, in complete and total violation of my 4th Amendment Rights?” Trump fumed in a second post, straying off the deep end. “Was he on Cocaine, or various other substances, when he, for the first time in U.S. history, had his political opponent, who is leading him in the Polls by a lot, indicted and arrested (twice, if you include the DOJ run Manhattan D.A.’s Office)?”

Trump concluded by playing superhero again, writing, “WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE!!!”

Trying to make sense of anything Trump writes might cause you a migraine, especially since Joe Biden doesn’t come to mind when thinking about people doing coke. But the right has continually painted the President as always up to something (that is not necessarily good) and as someone who’s too old, too decrepit to be president again.

You know, kind of like Trump.

But Trump’s rantings certainly may be one of the weirder accusations Biden has received so far.

Creditably, not all GOPers are on the Hunter and Joe Biden cocaine bandwagon. Even one Fox News anchor asserted it was wrong to make jokes about someone who has openly struggled with addiction, and Kayleigh McEnany, who has plenty of experience from her White House days, is arguing that it isn’t very likely it belonged to him. But of course, she and Trump are on the outs right now.

So Trump is firing off foul balls again. But we’re used to that by now. He’s a drowning man, and when he suggests that somehow this coke belongs to Joe Biden shows his desperation is growing while his legal problems continue to sink him.