Apparently Joe Biden’s dog, Commander, has bitten another Secret Service agent. That marks the 11th time the two-year-old German shepherd has been involved in such an incident. It’s certainly a concerning development. And you kind of have to ask, why is it Commander is always biting Secret Service agents? What does Commander know that we don’t? Are these the agents that were loyal to Trump? I’m serious, it’s odd that Commander is only biting Secret Service agents, isn’t it?

But fear not, Fox News is here with round-the-clock coverage of the most important scandal of our time. That includes anchor Harris Faulkner who wants to know if Commander might have gotten into the White House cocaine stash. Because with the GOP about to shut down the government, this is what Fox News sees as worthy news.

Yeah, this is where we’re at. Joe Biden’s dog warrants an entire day of talking points. Wonderful, can’t wait to hear about this on and off for the next year during the presidential campaign. It’s going to be so fun.

I’ve said this repeatedly but I’m not sure people grasp just how insanely stupid the next year is going to be.

Fox News host Harris Faulker wonders if Commander got into the White House coke stash pic.twitter.com/LBY0KRN1WX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2023

People on Twitter had a field day:

The real question is: how many SS agents deleted incriminating texts, and how many SS agents have been bitten?

— KJT (@KJT40941000) September 27, 2023

And yet they laugh at this. God I hate Fox.

— Starsgma (@StarsgmaVargas) September 27, 2023

They're only attacking Commander because his poll numbers are so high.

— RuffHouse Matt (@RuffHouseStudio) September 27, 2023

Commander knows bad people and is reacting as such. Oh wellsy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Good dog, Commander!
Good boy!

— L. B-Smith ☮️ (@rosecolordglasz) September 27, 2023

We have a government shutdown coming up in 3 days and this is the best that they come up with. 🤦‍♂️

— Chintan (@Teh_Diver) September 27, 2023

Ok, is it Commander that has the problem or do the ss people have little idea of how to interact with dogs. Or maybe the dog senses that the ss agent is a threat? I don’t know but I am not judging wo more information.

— calico (@Bvolz3) September 27, 2023

Commander knows who the good and bad guys are, so just let him loose in the Capitol House and he will prevent a federal government shutdown in a heartbeat.

— HPSchultz🥸🤓 (@hp_schultz) September 27, 2023

remember there was no dog in the previous administration.
imagine all the substances that dog would have found.
how screwed up it would be

— _65_kiwi_cabbie (@pevers65) September 27, 2023

Did they really make a whole damn fucking segment out of the nefarious implications behind a dog biting people?!? IT'S A DOG. Holy fuck people get better material, or you know… report on actual fucking news.

— Matthew Cotton (@TheAbyssalSymph) September 28, 2023