It was ironic, during the presidency of Donald Trump, to see some of what the kids these days would call the “sickest burns” against Donald Trump come not just from a Republican, but from the husband of his Senior Counsel.

George Conway has never been one to mince words, and when he comes out against a fellow conservative, it seems to carry more weight. His role in the “Lincoln Project,” the group of anti-Trump Republicans who worked their hardest to defeat Trump in 2020, can’t be understated.

But it’s not just Trump. As evidenced by the fact that he’s finally leaving his right-wing stochastic terrorist wife, Conway seems pretty sick of what the Republican party has become in general.

And what have they become? Well, that’s up to you, dear reader, to decide. No matter what, though, it includes obstruction, religion, and cult-like following. Responding to a tweet from Rep. Greg Steube of Florida regarding congressmen gathering to pray about electing a new Speaker, Conway made an epic joke.

He said it was “to be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker,” and what follows is a fake Ten Commandments for the Republican party.

To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on… https://t.co/pPK3Yte4dQ

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 26, 2023

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.
6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.
10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).

Seriously, He even used “stollen,” the word Trump just can’t seem to get right. But this time, George has “stollen” our hearts