The most hilarious moment came when she kvetched about sons Eric and Donald Trump, Jr. having to testify:

“These children were brought in away from their families for doing nothing wrong.”

Poor darlings. Reminds you of those poor kids who crossed the border with their parents and are now in detention camps, dunnit?

No? Me neither.

And what’s also funny part is that Habba, 39 is calling them “kids,” while Junior is 45 and Eric is 39. I guess Habba isn’t much into self-reflection because if she were, she’d be embarrassed that she even said that.

Habba’s next complaint involved how much money the state’s expert was being paid, and that Attorney General Letitia James appeared in the courtroom. Perish the thought that she and James have to share the same planet.

Then she parroted one of el jefe’s favorite lines — that his assets were actually undervalued because the value of his name is worth billions:

“If President Trump wanted to inflate his net worth on his Statement of Financial Condition, his brand alone could double or triple it.”

But Habba kept the silent part…silent. She neglected to mention that Trump did try to pull that once — increasing his net worth by more than $2 billion on one financial statement by adding his “brand” (name) as an asset. Deutsche Bank rejected this and he was forced to remove it (poor darling) because the banks weren’t going to put up with this chicanery either.

Someone hand this poor woman an aspirin already and put her out of our pain. Puh-lease!

People on social media had a field day:

With regard to Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka, Trump lawyer Alina Habba says, "These children were brought in away from their families for doing nothing wrong," These "children" are 45, 39 and 43. Which are also their IQs

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) November 4, 2023

After Alina Habba ranted about “the children” being forced to testify in court, Eric posts this. pic.twitter.com/CuyiAoRiZi

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 3, 2023

Alina Habba:
“These children are being brought in away, from their families”

Laura Trump:

“ Get that little bitch Eric back home.. Who else is going to hand me my brushes?”

pic.twitter.com/RkEvYTgnFi

— M-A.Stay’Legit ™️🇨🇦 (@BagdMilkSoWhat) November 3, 2023

In 5 years, Don (age 45) will be eligible for AARP membership…and Habba calls them children??? #TeamCohen https://t.co/65SUUNYfCw

— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) November 3, 2023

"These children were brought in away from their families for doing nothing wrong."

Insanely, this was said (regarding two men, 39 and 45) by Alina Habba — who represents Donald Trump, who put actual children into actual cages, away from their families, for doing nothing wrong.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) November 3, 2023

Hold up.
Alina Habba is 39.
She is the same age as Eric (39).
She is younger than Junior (45).
She is younger than Ivanka (42).

She calls them children? https://t.co/mdI1TTVicC

— Gibby Wants Justice💙✌️💙 (@SaintRobin911) November 3, 2023

This is RICH! Habba is 39. Don Jr. Is 45! Ivanka is 42! Even Eric is the same age as Habba. And here Habba is calling them "children". Sickening! https://t.co/OEdCou0A55

— Fred Collins (@fredjcollins) November 3, 2023

"Not the children. Please! NOT. THE. CHILDREN!" – Alina Habba (lightly paraphrased)#TrumpCrimeFamily https://t.co/5iQGEpR5dH

— 𝐩u𝐫e.i𝐦b𝐞c𝐢l𝐞 🟧 (@AgainstIMBECILE) November 3, 2023

Alina Habba enunciates "children " as if Jr. and Eric are little bitty kids. If they are like little children, why were they given the responsibilities of adults? Yes, they are trump's kids, but they are adults. Good grief.

— BonnieW🏠🦼 😷 Still Resisting (@PoppyLatte) November 3, 2023

Habba, who I'm guessing told Trump that she's 29 is actually 39 and just said that the Trump "Children" were taken away from there families unfairly to testify. Eric is 39, Junior is 45 and Ivanka will always be Daddies special girl. Jesus Christ. https://t.co/wH3qSYjsxX

— VegasJake🖕 🇩🇪🇺🇲 (@JakeBig10) November 3, 2023