This is just so pathetic. Kimberly Guilfoyle, a nearly 55-year-old woman, is stuck selling the most pathetic products to raise money to keep her crappy “podcast” online. But hey, I guess we have to give her credit for the hustle…the woman has zero shame.

Last year, Guilfoyle was busted for selling steaks. Yep, steaks. And she was selling MAGA steaks, not even Trump steaks…because I think Donald Trump has tried that one before (and failed). And apparently this steak company has a questionable background, and if there’s one thing you don’t want, it’s shady meat.

According to Salon:

“Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former advisor to President Donald Trump’s failed re-election campaign who later become engaged to his eldest son, is hawking steaks for a meat delivery service whose Better Business Bureau (BBB) accreditation has been revoked. In online reviews, customers allege that the curated meat boxes from Good Ranchers, which may cost hundreds of dollars, are not only a “rip off” but also sometimes never arrive.”

You mean, like you send them money and get nothing back? Sounds like a business that Kimberly can really grind into.

Support American Farms & Ranches with @goodranchers American meat delivered 🥩🇺🇸 Use code: ULTRAMAGA to get 2 POUNDS of American wagyu burgers FREE with your first order! Just in time for Memorial Day! pic.twitter.com/5WMM3CBTbc

— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) May 15, 2022

Then Kimberly started her podcast, and her podcast needed sponsors so then it was time to start selling sheets. Sounds like she’s muscling into Mike Lindell’s business! These aren’t just any bed sheets though! They are the sheets that Kimberly uses personally on the bed she shares with fiancé Donald Trump, Jr. And she had to let us know that these sheets are very cooling, which is helpful for her since Don Jr. is a “big, hairy guy”. Ugh, not the visual I needed right now.

Kimberly explained, “The bedding is temperature-regulated so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed. We have these sheets, they’re fantastic. They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you have a hot bed and you kick a leg out, da da da da? You know, you share a bed with Don Junior, he’s like a big guy, he’s hairy, ha ha ha. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets, I’m telling you.”

Guilfoyle is now selling sheets. She says she has them and says they are great because sometimes their bed gets really hot because Junior is a big guy and really hairy so sometimes she has to kick a leg out to cool down. pic.twitter.com/eqr9elE8mK

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 1, 2023

And now? Kimberly is hawking pancakes. Cousin T’s pancakes, and before you ask, YES, they have Cousin T’s Patriotic Pancakes. I have no idea what makes them Patriotic. They don’t even have red, white and blue sprinkles or anything!

I just don’t get it. How much can this small pancake company be paying to be featured on her show or for the owner to get this photo? Doesn’t Don Jr. have mucho bucks? Doesn’t Kimberly? Why the need to sell these bizarre small products?

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The perfect blend of old-fashioned family values and mouth-watering goodness.

Use code "KG” and your taste buds will thank you ➡️ https://t.co/uUkI9ED6TQ 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/2mTndWTwDY

— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) December 24, 2023

I see she offers a code and you will get a whopping 10% off, but does Kimberly make that much off the deal? I just don’t understand. I know Don Jr. is notoriously cheap, but is he so cheap that Kimberly must hawk pancakes, steaks and sheets? Because outside of his money, I cannot think of ONE reason to marry Don Jr.