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Americans Shocked at Trump’s Demented Behavior at South Carolina Rally, ‘Trump Appears to Be Glitching!’

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If there’s one thing Donald Trump has in common with his ardent admirer Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, it’s that he, too sometimes speaketh a word salad. He was in especially fine mix-and-match word salad mode when he spoke to his followers in South Carolina, telling them there was an “unexpected dump, the soup pie cane is broken, and a friend is a person who sticks with you ‘in times of bad,'” per Raw Story. Marjorie, of course, is famous for her “Gazpacho police,” an instance where she tried to accuse then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of using Gestapo police tactics but instead said this, according to NBC News:

“Now we have Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress, spying on the legislative work we do, spying on our staff, and spying on American citizens,” Greene said on One America News Network’s “Real America” program.

So I’m just saying Trump is in good company here. He did a slam-bang job of confusing people, especially viewers who had tuned in to watch the top conservative presidential candidate’s rally just one day ahead of the South Carolina primary.

Folks who turned to Fox News didn’t see Trump’s speech in full. Host Neil Cavuto cut away to do a fact-check on Trump regarding his remarks about the 2020 election, offering up the simple explanation that “Everyone is entitled to their opinions, but not their own facts.”

But are they entitled to their own “alternative facts?” Kellyanne Conway wants to know.

Folks on social media were treated to video clips of Trump’s notable slip-ups. And Raw Story listed five of them.

1. The Soup Pie Cane is broken.

So of course Bogan Painter asked “Soup pie cane?” This was also translated as “supply tain,” “su pie tain,” “supply cane,” and lastly (you had to see this one coming: “Syphilis.”

2. All of a sudden there was this big dump. Where did it come from?”

“Time for another diaper,” Ground Chuck replied.

3. They are pumping it as much as they can under the Trump.

That led BruceGoldberg to wisecrack ‘Pumping under the Trump’ is something we can only pray will never be explained in any detail.”

4. Three years lady, lady, lady, how ’bout that?

I checked. He really did say this. Almost unbelievable, but yep, he trippeth along. This may be my favorite X comment: Lay ladies lay. Lay across my fake gold head,” quipped @pbstocky.

Well said.

5. Trump really, really lays it on thick about his love for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

This one was pointed out by the Biden campaign because it’s just so nonsensical. Trump talks about how basically MTG is just a yes man, and no matter what is going on, MTG will say he’s doing great. Trump also says she’s smart, so we know he’s lying.

And people worry about Joe Biden. Really? Sure he has the mind of an elderly person because he is after all. But Trump, who is also elderly, has a mind that consists of alphabet soup. He and Marge make a good team.

Megan Hamilton
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Megan has lived in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida and she currently lives in Central America. Living in these places has informed her writing on politics, science, and history. She is currently owned by 15 cats and 3 dogs and regularly owns Trump supporters when she has the opportunity. She can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/GaiaLibra and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/politicalsaurus

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