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Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Mad About All the Hot MAGA Women Running Around Mar-a-Lago in Skimpy Dresses

Maybe don't cheat on your husband and then offer up moral advice.

One can scarcely imagine a woman like Marjorie Taylor Greene — who allegedly cheated on her husband of nearly three decades with multiple men — issuing commandments like she’s a female Moses.

But MTG is crazy (a fact that we have to carry in mind at all times when discussing her). And that means she’s got advice for other women.

Over on X (formerly Twitter), Marge offered the following bit of wisdom:

This might be an unpopular opinion and could hurt some feelings.

There are many conservative Christian women, who are influencers or leaders, that are selling themselves short and not being good role models by conforming to the world’s sexualization of women.

If you are conservative and a Christian you know you don’t have to express yourself in sexual ways and you know you are attractive by dressing nice and feminine, and you can be beautiful and modest at the same time.

Men will respect you more and think of you much more highly than just a sexual object for gratification. It’s also good to not tempt your Christian brothers and cause them to stumble.

As conservative Christian women let us always be an example to girls and young women by displaying actions that our faith believes and not conform to the patterns of this fallen world.

Be the light, don’t fall into the darkness.

Alright, there’s a lot to unpack here.

First of all, THE AUDACITY. Nobody who references Jewish Space Lasers gets to pretend she’s a good Christian woman. Nobody who cheats on their husband with their Tae Bo instructor, or whatever he was, gets to claim that they belong to the Party Of Family Values.

I have a feeling this is directed at all the women who hang out at Mar-a-Lago, many of them in rather skimpy outfits, obviously trying to get the attention of Trump, who loves himself a woman all dressed up, wearing heels (he insists on heels) with a face full of makeup. Just look at the photo with this article, that’s Marj’s DAUGHTER with her, let it all hang out.

Will Mark have a talk with Don Jr.’s fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle? And btw, I think every filter ever made has been used on this photo:

But then, after admonishing her sistren for accidentally showing a shoulder, she puts the burden on women to keep men from being “tempted.” Go ahead and swallow that bile. I’ll give you a minute.

Okay, ready?

Dear Marjorie Taylor Greene: If we pray (not everyone does), let us pray that literally no young women or girls see you as a role model. I would rather my daughters model themselves after Taylor Swift than a soon-to-be-unemployed fake Christian and hateful woman like you.

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