Back in November, Donald Trump shared a medical report proclaiming his “exceptional” cognitive health — a thinly veiled shot at Joe Biden on the president’s 81st birthday, which was November 20th.

The note, signed by Trump’s personal physician, was extremely heavy on praise but light on detail, describing the overall health of the Republican primary front-runner and adjudicated rapist as “excellent” and his performance on cognitive tests as “exceptional.”

It also claims that Trump had “reduced his weight through an improved diet and continued daily physical activity” and credits this as the reason his “laboratory analysis” came back more favorable than in prior testing. But no specific metrics are listed. No cholesterol numbers, no A1C, no weight, nothing. We are just supposed to TRUST this random doctor.

Last August, Trump self-reported his height and weight to the Fulton County Jail as 6’3″ and 215 pounds, which had many in hysterics. Some on social media pointed out those were the same dimensions as Ravens Quarterback Lamar Jackson.

Donald Trump claims he is one inch taller and the same weight as NFL quarterback Lamar Jackson. pic.twitter.com/Ob3sJFCMeY

— Mike Rothschild (no relation) (@rothschildmd) August 25, 2023

Trump weighed in at 243 pounds during a presidential physical in 2019. His doctor said then he was overall in “very good health,” but was technically obese. And you just know Trump hated the term obese being used alongside his weight. So, now he just lies. But you know one thing that doesn’t lie? Photos. Unretouched photos. And we have one that was taken in the last few days and there is no way this man weighs 215 pounds. There is no way this man weighs 243 pounds. Maybe on the moon (okay, maybe that’s unfair).

Take a look at this photo, and following it, some of the hysterical comments people are leaving.

6’3”, 215 lbs. pic.twitter.com/uWsD0JUMKB

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 5, 2024

And the comments were amazing:

same height and weight… pic.twitter.com/wBlTQaLrhn

— dan gilbert (@montepug) March 5, 2024

6’3”, 215 lbs. Sounds right.
And I play third base for the Yankees.

— Gary Hale (@Fan17Yank) March 5, 2024

His makeup artists are doing a phenomenal job to make him look presentable in televised public appearances. I’ll give him that. This is why voters don’t perceive him as old and senile as Biden.

— CanCanGirl is an anti genocide cat 🍉🌻🕊️ (@CalynaHaunt) March 5, 2024

I’m 6’3” 250lbs. My belly isn’t anywhere close to how big that one is. pic.twitter.com/calWgUuGek

— Patrick Dailey (@PatrickDailey) March 5, 2024

This is 6’3” 215 lbs 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/grA4PZAQ4g

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 (@SundaeDivine) March 5, 2024

I am considered to be on the thin side by ppl, I’m not, just able to hide things bc I am tall, and I am an inch taller than him. I am also 240lbs. He is pushing 300, easy.

— Tired 🌻🇺🇦 (@TFlies96) March 5, 2024

Also one of the rare times he's not spray painted. Look at that pasty white face

— Bill DeMayo (@BDeMayo) March 5, 2024