As everyone knows, size matters to the MAGAs. We were all forced to endure a 2016 presidential debate, for god’s sake, in which there we were forced to consider whether there was or was not a “problem” with the size of Trump’s “johnson” (No, not the Speaker of the House, he’s a little weasel, which is more than enough). So, yes – size, whether fingers or whatever, matters.

It matters to Trump and all who want to be Trump or Trump’s acolyte… Like Lauren Boebert. And very little matters more than big crowd size.

So it had to hurt when Lauren Boebert scanned the indoor vista (There is no such thing as an indoor vista, but don’t tell Boebert) and saw very few people.

Some smart politicos allege that Boebert moved districts because she could have been defeated in her original district. Instead of the 3rd District, where she has held office since 2021, Boebert has moved to the U.S. House of Representatives in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District. And this is where Boebert campaigned.

Boebert was treated by “dozens”?

Where was this?

It’s like Boebert is at a funeral for her own “career.” pic.twitter.com/q7GMcf3D1J

— Marmel (@Marmel) March 24, 2024

According to Newsweek’s report:

Although it is unclear what Boebert spoke about, the event was aimed at voting on Adams County candidate primaries and address bylaw and resolution proposals, according to the Adams County Republican Party website.

Is it possible that she spoke about the need to gather a few friends and share their deepest fears and convictions? Even when pandering for votes? Anything looks possible with that picture.

And if you are asking, and you surely are, the net did have a good time mocking Granny-Klanny-Oakley:

Jon Cooper, a Democratic strategist, wrote, “A rip-roaring campaign rally for @laurenboebert, lol. The MAGA wacko knows she’s done, and it must be killing her.”

Remember, Democrats didn’t make the rules. Size only matters in guns and… well, we don’t want to excite Boebert. Let’s leave that alone.

A rip-roaring campaign rally for @laurenboebert, lol. The MAGA wacko knows she’s done, and it must be killing her. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/10QW7g9K8q

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) March 24, 2024

While X user CoffeyTimeNews, “1’s of people showed up to listen to Lauren Boebert speak last night. This might be your sign that it’s over for Bobo.”

1’s of people showed up to listen to Lauren Boebert speak last night

This might be your sign that it’s over for Bobo pic.twitter.com/pLtXg85QYF

— CoffeyTimeNews (@CoffeyTimeNews) March 24, 2024

And to think, she can’t even blame COVID!

People on X/Twitter had a field day and were not kind:

Her kid was probably out in the parking lot breaking into their cars.

— Hoops_ McCann🌊✌☮🌎🤔🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦⚖🎶🏳️‍🌈⚁⚄ (@hoopsmccann967) March 24, 2024

I’m surprised that there’s so many women, I would get why guys would want to be in a theater with her

— Jill Cunningham (@JACPton) March 24, 2024

But, but, but …..GOD personally told her to run. The GOD, HIMSELF.

— jim warren (@jim_w4) March 25, 2024

That's easily 100000 proud Americans according to maga math

— AlohaStylzz89 (@AlohaStylzz89) March 24, 2024

What is more telling than the 10 people there is that there are only about 50 chairs in the room. This shows they know there is no widespread support, even in theory.

— slowenough (@CCMays1999) March 24, 2024

Two of those 10 people were so bored they were looking at their phones while she was talking. 🤣

— Andy Cohen ☮️ (@AC_Californian) March 24, 2024

It’s extremely difficult to see her
as a serious & respectful individual standing up there in her business suit, because I still see her at that family theater, vaping, with her tits hanging out while her & her date fondle each other…..
Seriously, it’s not easy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/AmVlwjIuci

— ✨Kat✨ (@LovenGrace4ever) March 24, 2024